The only thing that saves me from going star-cravin' mad is makin' up math puzzles with nothin' but me old bones.

I live stream sometimes on twitch.tv/2rupah

"Spaghetti is in the eye of the beholder, don't be afraid to show off your power level."

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LUBE: "Hey baby, think you can handle 12 inches?" after she looks at you in disgust "Well you're in luck, I'm only packing 5."

GALVATRON: Dear Diary, Today Drupa-Senpai noticed me in class today. It was making my panties so wet I had to leave the room. I will try to muster up the confidence to make eye contact without squirting. -September 8th, 2014