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8.7 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
>Opens game for the first time
>niceoldgame.mp3
>Enter single player
>Rek the kek out of everything
>"Lets try multiplayer and fight some epic battles!"
>Enters napoleonic wars deathmatch
>Picks musketeer and goes to battle
>Naked man with a knife one hit kills me with a stab on the leg
>Quits game and never plays again

Hoto doggu/10
Posted 5 July, 2016.
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105.7 hrs on record (17.1 hrs at review time)
i can honestly say that i bounced on my boys 23 inch ♥♥♥♥ for exactly 43 hours 23 minutes and 37 seconds to this game
9/11 would not walk for 2 months again
Posted 15 April, 2016.
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86.8 hrs on record (39.4 hrs at review time)
"Harpy! *3 second delay* Harpy! *3 second delay* Harpy! *3 second delay* Harpy! *3 second delay* Harpy!" - Every pawn in the game
Best harpy screaming simulator 5/7 would scream HARPY! again
Posted 15 January, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
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408.5 hrs on record (245.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I dont know how i got 250 hours only playing surf and deathruns, i have never played casual competitive pls help
Posted 16 December, 2015.
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7.6 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ pickle ♥♥♥♥ giant fart in the face of a grown man with down syndrome

10/2 Bestu gamu everu-sama
Posted 17 September, 2015. Last edited 12 October, 2015.
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50.8 hrs on record (48.6 hrs at review time)
Apesar de todo o hate, esse jogo é muito bom, jogabilidade boa, grafico bom e historia exelente.
Posted 19 April, 2015.
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53.8 hrs on record (37.7 hrs at review time)
i dont have any tipe of anal cavity but the game is good
Posted 26 October, 2014.
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13 people found this review helpful
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124.7 hrs on record (19.9 hrs at review time)
Best dubstep simulator in russia,i was side by side with hitler(the last semi-boss) and then i killed him,and i was going to the final boss(skrillex) but the wubwub was soo hard that my ears literally just exploded.

420/10 would wubwub it again
Posted 28 June, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
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1,458.6 hrs on record (1,068.1 hrs at review time)
If the game was a banana,it would be a good banana!!
Posted 23 December, 2013. Last edited 3 April, 2014.
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