Recent reviews by eas

Bayonetta is the best action game I've ever played, which isn't saying much, I've only played two. But the combat is so smooth, the controls flow like silk, witch time never gets old, combos may seem intimidating at first but come intuitively once you start exploring and bossfights have all the spectacle one needs in the world.

The graphics in the context of its time are stunning and the story + characters are good enough to keep you interested.

Recommend it wholeheartedly.

I cannot seriously recommend the Tomb Raider game to anyone out there. The story is unexceptional, the gameplay is uninspired and the graphics are nothing you wouldn't expect from a company as big as Square.

This of course, is the unimportant stuff.

The cardinal sin that the game comits is far more sacrilegious than that.

WHERE, THE HELL, ARE THE TRIANGLE TITTIES???????????????????????

SQUARE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING???????????????????????????

WHY WOULD YOU ASSASSINATE ICONIC CHARACTER DESIGN AND REPLACE IT WITH GENERIC BULLCRAP NO ONE GIVES A ♥♥♥♥ ABOUT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

AN INSULT TO ONE OF THE MOST ICONIC GAME CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME.

I cannot seriously recommend Metal Gear Solid V to any true Metal Gear fan. In fact, I think that the developers, producers, and directors - including Kojima should be jailed for the heinous crime against humanity that they have committed. How they thought Keifer Sutherland could in any way, shape or form attain the level of magnificence that David Hayter established in the previous 5 games I do not know. "Kept you waiting huh" has been ruined forever, Ocelot doesn't nearly spin enough guns and Kaz is just a total dumbass who should go back to making burgers.

10/10. D-Dog sexy AF.

One of the greatest puzzle videogames of all time. It takes a simple concept and creates interesting puzzles with a really funny story too. Worth it!

Counter Strike is the definitive multiplayer fps and while many dislike this particular version, they still seem to commit a lot of time to it. I think that just goes to show the pull of the game. 8/10