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190.8 hrs on record (188.9 hrs at review time)
7 Days to Die is the last survivor of the late zombie survival genre. I’d say this has left it somewhat traumatized, as it often seems unsure of what it truly is and ends up trying to pose as an RPG. Even so, it does its best: it has left bad ideas behind and experimented with the ugly sister of good mechanics.

And you know what? It’s unique. There’s no other game that offers an experience quite like it, and that’s something beautiful worth celebrating. It's a must, even if it took two grandma's lifespan to get out of early access
Posted 4 December, 2024.
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7.2 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
> Talk to trader
> Trader does a weird 360°
> I'm pushed through matter and reality, appears on the other side of the counter
> мій пеніс дивно поколює
> I can't escape, have to reload an old save

Chat, is this an arch anomaly?

10/10
Posted 26 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
47.1 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
for newcomers
If you love RTS games like Age of Empires IV, or if you’re a complete beginner to the genre, this game will completely captivate you. It doesn’t just put you in four you sissy gamer; it takes you on a thrilling ride. The mythological elements bring a fresh perspective to combat and game-play.

It feels incredible, looks stunning, and sounds fantastic! The game has soul—everything clicks together to create one of the best experiences yet. The best part? The developers listen. Throughout the beta, they addressed all the feedback, which promises an exciting future for this game.

for veterans
The only reasons to play either the Extended Edition or Gold Edition are nostalgia or the modding community. In every other aspect, both versions are outdated now: that's just how great this game is.
Posted 30 August, 2024.
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21.3 hrs on record
It feels so slow after playing Doom Eternal,
but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the user-made maps are GODLIKE
Posted 24 February, 2024.
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47.3 hrs on record (28.6 hrs at review time)
Stalking a man subscribed wallpapers is as deplorable as it is to stomp a puppy to death.
Posted 24 February, 2024.
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3.7 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I'm a cautious man with a broken moral compass and got this game by engaging in what law abiding citizens know as "unauthorized distribution of modified software".

Brother, I bought the game on the same day. It's a work of art and deserves every dollar.
Posted 24 February, 2024. Last edited 24 February, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
38.4 hrs on record (24.3 hrs at review time)
It's too invasive with its transactions (every sh*tty skin costs a full game). Makes you think maybe Steam ♥♥♥♥♥ up and gave you by accident a free-to-play version.
Posted 25 July, 2023. Last edited 24 February, 2024.
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19.1 hrs on record (16.1 hrs at review time)
So good only a meth addict would understand why you would tolerate the abyss named EA app for another dose of Dragon Age: Inquisition.

10 / 10
Posted 3 June, 2023. Last edited 24 February, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
16.6 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Thank you VOID Interactive, now I've realized that I should never join the police force since apparently It's a "unauthorized use of force" to point-blank headshot neutralized armed suspects and blow some toes from resisting unarmed suspects.

08/10
Posted 21 May, 2023.
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4 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
In order for a game to be respectful and accurate about Jesus Christ's message, there are several key aspects that should be considered that Defence Alliance 2 does:

Authenticity and accuracy of the portrayal: The game should accurately portray the teachings and life of Jesus Christ as they are documented in the Bible and other historical sources. Any creative liberties taken should be respectful and in line with the core messages and values of Christianity.

Non-offensive content: The game should avoid any content that could be deemed offensive or disrespectful towards the Christian faith or its followers.

Positive message: The game should promote positive messages that align with the values of Christianity, such as love, forgiveness, and compassion.

Inclusivity: The game should be inclusive and respectful of people of all faiths and beliefs, avoiding any messages or content that may be divisive or exclusive.

Educational value: The game should have an educational value that teaches players about the life and teachings of Jesus Christ in a respectful and accurate manner.

Overall, Defence Alliance 2 is respectful and accurate about Jesus Christ's message and aims to promote positive messages and values, while avoiding any offensive or divisive content, and presenting an authentic and accurate portrayal of the life and teachings of Jesus Christ.
Posted 6 April, 2023.
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