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Having to call a judge “your honor” is so cringey and dumb

“Your Honor”. I mean gimmie a ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?

I’ve seriously seen courtrooms where they’ll say “Sir” and the judge will be like “It’s “Your Honor” young man!!”

♥♥♥♥ off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title?

It’s some LARPING I’d expect kids to do. “Oh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!”

Shut up.

boob

My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"? I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.

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what??! 😲 a FEMALE that is on the same subrebbit as me?!?! * bows down * Please ma’am, my dearest e-girl, let me forever cherish and protect you from internet chads, as I’m sure you’d be willing to spend your time with a nice guy (such as myself). You have earned yourself a gold award (I’m sure you’re be impressed by my surplus amounts of wealth and karma), and my promise that you will never feel alone again, my beautiful female specimen.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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dem lips though

noob.

noob.