The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on

Happy birthday!

It's Big Man Time!

Anything to say to the fans, dad?

I'm not gay but my boyfriend might be. I dont know though, our wives just told me that they think he is.

h

anyone named "koby" better ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know how to play B-Ball

bone hurting juice

Ebins uncle was featured on the sex offender shuffle

They ask me whether or not i had sexual relations with that women. I can honestly say i did not have sexual relations with that woman. However, i did have sexual relations with This woman

hello world

my dad grounded me from my gamecube one time because i said suck my ass bitchboy when he asked me to do the dishes so i stole his phone and took a bunch of pictures of my ♥♥♥♥ and emailed them to all his coworkers with a followup email that said 'oh no my sexy ass son must have taken my phone again haha sorry fellas' and not an hour later the cops showed up to my house and batista bombed my dad through the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ couch and took his ass away for diddling my penis
moral of the story is if youre reading this dad im coming for you when they release you from prison in 2022 nobody takes my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gamecube away

psst, hey Ebin, it's koby, what is up my dood?

I’m angry. I’ve had enough of these people. They’re a bunch of Christian-murdering scum that run giant death factories, keeping babies alive and selling their body parts. What more do you need to know about these people? I go out and face these scum. They literally crawl out from under rocks. They have green-looking skin and they run around screaming “we love Satan, we want to eat babies.” I have them on video.

I have friends in high places, you just don't get it.

What the ♥♥♥♥ are these absurd comments, Eb Eb?

There are humans making world records, humans making history, humans making break throughs in all areas of education and simple living. Yet here you are wasting your time on a fantasy and thinking about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a werewolf. There are millions of ways to make your life even a little more valuable but there you are... getting hard at a pic of a ten year old boy as an alien werewolf.
You should not only consider quitting this, getting therapy and doing something else but everyone who does this should. They should use their time dedicated to jacking off to animals and "yiff" for something greater. You are nothing

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

▉▉▉▉▉▉◤┳◥▉▉▉▉▉▉ You have been visited by the Loomynarty.
▉▉▉▉▉◤┳┻┳◥▉▉▉▉▉
▉▉▉▉◤┳┻┳┻┳◥▉▉▉▉ Copy and paste this on 5
▉▉▉◤┳━┳━┳━┳◥▉▉▉
▉▉◤┳┃┈( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)┈┃┳◥▉▉ most MLG m80s you know or you
▉◤┳┻╰━━━━━╯┻┳◥▉
◤┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳◥ will be qu1cksc0p3d by #FaZe Clan.

i like making comments.

sometimes man sometimes

very nice fellow, I re thought my decision after a trade and he was fine with it and we traded back :D
+rep