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Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2017 @ 12:52pm

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2017 @ 6:09pm

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2017 @ 1:57pm

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 12:03pm

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2017 @ 7:55pm

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 12:42pm

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 1:34pm

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 2:05pm

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 3:02pm

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 3:21pm

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 4:17pm

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2017 @ 12:31pm

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2017 @ 12:30pm

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2017 @ 12:47pm

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2017 @ 12:52pm

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 12:24pm

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 1:14pm

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 11:52pm

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 1:18pm

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 4:02pm

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 1:55pm



Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...

OG

They accept you as you are.

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.