1. January
- Stainless Steel pan
- That's what I'm talking about!

2. February
- Penny Thing
- It puts the images on the pennies

3. March
- Alpine Racer!
- I think this is SUPER Alpine Racer.

4. April
- ingelhoffer Spicy Brown Zesty deli style Mustard
- Gluten free!!!

5. May
- Wiper Fluid!!!!!

6. June
- Super Chill Chinchilla
- (He does come with the shades, he's so chill)

7. July
- Hand grabber thingy
- You get that.

8. August
- It's the printing press! You get the printing press!
- Congratulations August.

9. September
- Heelys
- You get Heelys if you're born in September

10. October
- Bowling rack!!!!!!!
- Bowling display rack, that's awesome.

11. November
- M I L T O N

12. December
- You get Black Ops 3.
- If you're not happy, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥.