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Recent reviews by DynamiteExplodes

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1.1 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
An amazing game with time control mechanics hot platforming action with deadly precision. And there's a banana so you know it's good.
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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84.9 hrs on record (46.7 hrs at review time)
The greatest underwater survival game you will ever play! It's terrifying and horrible and amazing all at the same time. Fight deadly underwater creatures, build abase, upgrade it and survive. The goal is to save yourself from a deadly infection and escape the planet.
Posted 22 November, 2018.
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1.2 hrs on record
game is broken, progress is not saved. coins cannot be obtained so you asre stuck playing same 5 levels over and over and over again. BROKEN
Posted 28 June, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
No traps no enemies... this game is inspired by Maze Runner in the same way PacMan was inspired by a word search
Posted 17 June, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
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19.3 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
It's a quirky fps where your main melee weapon is a floppy pink dildo with stars on it. NOW I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure a floppy pink dildo would be the WORST weapon to use to slaughter the undead. But don't worry you soon find a nail gun, which is a great weapon... Until you realize that an electric nailgun (as it must be otherwise it would need a large air compressor) wouldn't give enough power to expel a nail at such a great speed as to kill a zombie! Which is actually observered in the game faithfully as it take about 100 nails to take down a single zombie.
Further more you may think that with a title like Zombeer it's about a beer that turns you into a zombie... NOPE it's about a beer that keeps you from turning into a zombie as long as you maintain a certain level of sobriety... now drinking beer in itself during a zombie apocolypse is a horrible idea as it would just make you dehydrated!
Now obviously this post is in jest it's a silly game with a bunch of jokes and random shoutouts to other games and movies. Like Freddy Krueger makes an appearance, the Necronomicon is lying on a table, the flux capacitor is hanging on a wall, etc...
Should you buy this game? Well it's worth about $1 or $2 I'm sure a Steam sale is due so if you see it for under $3 its good fun for the few hours it will take you to get through it.
Here's some gameplay if you're interested: https://youtu.be/v98XJZwoIVg
Posted 20 May, 2015.
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