Recent reviews by Lambys Tavern

Its a kick in the guts that this game how this game and its publisher have conducted itself.

The game was a let down from DDS1, I tried to be open and have faith however theirs actions were disappointing.

Its tragic that the publishers have decided to fire at the Schedule 1 dev for copyright?

Typical corporations trying to squish the little guy.

Any similarities between the two series have been done by other game dev's previously.

Position in Queue X simulator

---{Graphics}---
☐ Masterpiece
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Will do
☐ Bad
☐ Awful
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Try not to get addicted
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Nothing special
☐ Ehh
☐ Bad
☐ Just dont
☐ FPS Drop DLC Included

---{Workshop}---
☑ New Mods daily
☐ Active Community
☐ Every Week new Mods
☐ Sometimes new Mods
☐ Nexus will save us
☐ No Mods getting released
☐ Workshop not included

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Minimum
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press a bunch of buttons
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Not so easy
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Story}---
☐ Dosen't have any
☐ Something isn't nothing I guess
☐ Not great
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovley
☐ Will make u cry or smile alot

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average (Singleplayer)
☐ Long
☑ Depends on u
☐ Endless

---{Price}---
☑ Just buy it
☐ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ Dont throw money into a trash can
☐ Free2Play

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never had any
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Few bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Ruining the game
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

~~~~Multiplayer~~~~

---{Servers}---
☑ No issues
☐ Minor lags every few hours
☐ Can get laggy sometimes
☐ Oh the ping..
☐ Often disconnects (Singleplayer requires connection)
☐ Unplayable
☐ No Multiplayer included

---{Status}---
☑ Top
☐ Always some people around
☐ Not so easy to find people for the party
☐ You ll have to wait for anyone to join
☐ Barely any soul alive
☐ Dead like my insides
☐ No Multiplayer included

---{Matchmaking}---
☐ Depends on the host
☑ Brilliant
☐ Fair
☐ You might see much more experienced/stronger players
☐ Unbalanced
☐ Completely unfair
☑ Non-existing

---{Salt Level}---
☐ Replaced with sugar
☐ Barely anything
☑ Balanced
☐ A bit of salt
☐ Salty
☐ Salt overload

Harvest Moon's hot sister <3

Good Game

2/10 Googled up "Nekopara Vol 3 Patch" found lolicon and are now on the run from the FBI

Step 1) Find Friend

Step 2) Kill Said Friend

Step 3) Receive Abuse from friend

11/7 Will be abused again

I thought I was a human but soon I realised I was a 12-year-old Russian-speaking salt shaker.

Good Luck, Have Fun

The latest installment of hitman is an unforgettable joyful experience, from Paris to Morocco I thoroughly enjoy what I have played so far.

As some negative reviews suggest there were some minor and major networking issues with the games servers but as of recent times, they have disappeared. I would consider myself a fan of the series and I was far from disappointed with Hitman 2016.

Pros
Large sandbox environments
Challenges and escalation mode

Cons
Elusive targets Is basically search for the target and shoot them from afar. It's easier to kill a main mission target then one of them.

Concluding notes.
Buy the full game, don't be a chicken

This needs to win an award! :)

Not bad tbh, fun to play with the boys