my name is kimmy and thorin oakenshield hurts my heart

testimonials:
"who the hell is kim , sounds like a GAY HOBBIT ♥♥♥♥♥♥" - becky
"im sorry, you must not know who this is. this is kim. the thorin oakenshield elitest. and she doesnt have time for talk of thorin that isnt canon. she thorins hard. she thorins with passion. and she thorins correctly. this is a passion. this is a talent. and this is something she does not have ♥♥♥♥-heads suggest for her to hey dude do this casually with no reasoning behind it." - tom
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kim? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dwarves? what the ♥♥♥♥. what the ♥♥♥♥. #vague" - lan
"you are a gay dwarf ♥♥♥♥♥♥" - jess
"kim is sending me hate please report this troll" - mason
"have u ever heard about kim lonelymountainorbust. one day i heard that she likes BOYS……AND ONE SHORT BOY WITH A BEARD IN PARTICULAR……..THAT’S DISGUSTING. I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU LIKE A BOY" - tom
"haha wolfaboo kim" - tom
"*looks straight at the camera* nobody is allowed to talk to kim *wraps kim in a blanket and stores her in a pokeball*" - tom
"KIMBERLY ‘GAY’ OAKENSHIELD IS A SELF PROCLAIMED CATPHOBE!!! PLEASE DESTROY HER AT ALL COSTS" - tom
"HI IM KIMMY AND WOW IM SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CUTE AND I LOVE MAC BECAUSE MAC IS MY BAE AND IM SO C UTE HOLD MY HAND IM SO CUTE OK AND DID I MENTION IM A SOCIAL JUSTICE CUTIE IM SO COOL I DESERVE A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE OK I'M" - mac
"kim is gay lol #ereborswag she probably wants to touch me like im touching that sword" - thorin oakenshield
"KIMMY REFUSES TO HELP ME WITH MY DOCTOR WHO REGRESSION
THIS IS TRUE ALLYPHOBIA" - tom
"Dang Kimmy u a thirsty ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for notes" - jess
"you are gay" - dazzle
"kinda gay tbh" - tom
"ive been smecked by kim. do not let her nice face fool you. she is a smecking monster" - tom
"assumption: ur married to thorin gayshield" - tom
"when i met kim her url was lokis-firm-butt." - tom
"i wish there were short pants - inspiring words from tumblr user lonelymountainorbust" - becky
"hi kim did u kno? ur gay" - dazzle
"there’s a lot of leo dicaprio on my dash *camera pans to kim*" - tom
"*touches notes* still warm…theres been a kimmy round these parts" - dazzle
"PLEASE LOVE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PEOPLE" - brie
"KIM….. SNE T ME G AY ST UFfF….." - tom
"KIM IS A SPEED WEED HATER!!!! DOWN WITH KIM" - tom

i am gay please play portal with me