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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:07am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:27am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 6:28am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:39am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 12:58pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:44pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:05pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:14am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:26am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:59pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:12am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:13am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:22am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:22am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:28am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:42am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:37am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:58am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:50am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:52am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:06pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:06pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:06pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:22am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:41am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:26am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:22am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:03am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:03am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:50am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:21pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:22am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:37am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:59am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:22am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:03am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 6:28am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:51am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:24am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:28am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:27am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:05am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:58am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:45am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:45am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:50am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:05pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:03pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:06pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:46am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:03pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:53pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:53pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:53pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:03am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:04am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:19am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:37am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:58am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:03am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:50am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:23am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:57am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:19am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 2:34pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:05am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 4:20pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:53am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:42am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:06pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:13am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:00am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 12:48pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:38pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:06am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:51am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:36am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:19am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:03am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:08am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 12:48pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:05am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:18am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:02am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:02am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:16am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:40am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:35am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:00pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:18am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:32pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:53am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:50am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:39pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 9:12am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:16pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:22am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 12:58pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:32am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:13am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:57am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:04am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:20am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:28pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:30pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:35pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:46pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:55pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:58pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:01pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:35pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:45am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:14am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:17am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:45am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:21am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:35am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:34pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:54pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:11pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:25pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:42am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:24am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:39am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:15pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:15pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:58am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:50am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:26pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:44am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:03am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:39am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:58am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:44pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:02am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:51am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:19am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:05am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:17am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:02am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:53am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 12:48pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:00am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:51am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:19am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:45am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:36am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:00am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:58pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:30pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:20pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:18pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:33pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:24pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:36pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:33pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:41pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:57pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:54pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:00pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:10pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:12pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:06pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:40am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:04am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:01am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:39am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:52am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:02am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:05am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:18am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:35am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:35am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:54pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:10pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:27pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:26pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:33pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:39pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:09pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:31am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:41pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:14pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:16pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:32pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:37pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:11pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:14pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:54am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:29am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:23am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:34am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:57pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:50am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:13am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:41am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:38am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:28pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:53pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:37pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:57am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:57am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:12am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:34pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:55pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:36pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:48pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:19am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:39am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:35am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:37pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:10pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:14pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:41pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:31pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:36pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:00pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:10pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:10pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:33am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:34am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:56am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:40pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:55am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:01am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 6:54am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:47am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:07pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:25pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:20pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:24pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:39pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:23pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:26pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:34pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:55pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:03pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:29pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:55pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:33pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:39pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:11pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:17pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:17pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:33pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:35pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:00pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:23pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:03pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:57pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:14pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:23pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:17pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:36pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:00pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:12pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:51pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:00pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:16pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:27pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:50pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:12am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 3:18pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:57am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:00pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:40am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:02pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:25pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:42pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:17pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:35pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:07pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:14pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:38pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:59pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:03pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:33pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:42pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:25pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:28pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:33pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:39pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:39pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:16pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:16pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:18pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:33pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:36pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:41pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:15pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:37pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:39pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:40pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:16pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:16pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:17pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:33pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:36pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:41pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:01pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:19pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:45am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:45am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:47am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:59pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:13pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:15pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:18pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:39pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:54pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:28pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:28pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:12am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:36am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 21 May @ 9:14am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:28pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:28pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:05pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:51am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:04am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:30pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:33pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:56am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:57am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:06am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:25am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:24pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:38pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:23pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:16pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:16pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:16pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:19pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:33pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:36pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:40pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:15pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:45am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:45am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:48am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:59am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:59am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:59am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:23am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:49pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:38am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:25pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:33pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:10pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:25pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:36pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:37pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:00am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:33am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:16pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:14pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:45am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:36pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:06am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:33pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:34am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:02pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:57pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:53am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:50pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:28pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:45pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:18pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:37pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:18pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:45am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:00am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:02am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:30pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:23pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:49am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:07pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:12pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:48am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:58am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:28am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:01pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:56am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:01pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 4:20pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 3:31pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 4:31pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:29pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:38pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:57am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:53am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:54am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:07pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 3:18pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:38am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:16pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:37pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:36pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:23pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:34pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:36pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:53pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:16pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:45am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:00am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:53am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:55am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:24am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:01am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:26pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:02am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:21am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:09pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:22am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:00am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:53pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:16pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:24pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:45am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:48am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:59am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:06am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:22am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:01am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:27pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:21am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:11pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:15am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:23am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:40am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:21am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:33pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:25pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:38pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:16pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:35pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:01pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:45am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:59am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:28pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:56pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:40am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:03pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:35pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:56am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:25pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:17pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:55pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:08pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:53am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 12:34pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:22pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:39pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:22am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:36am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:22am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:22am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:31am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:25pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:33pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:12pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:21pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:45pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:37pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:00am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:11am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:21am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:22am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:41pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:24pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:36pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:57am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:20pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:46am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:03am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:59am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:59am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:59am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:01am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:02am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:22am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:15am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:15am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:22am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:40am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:40am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:43am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:16pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:03pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:08pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:30am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:45am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:38pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:22pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:12am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:56am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:19am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:41am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:43pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:53pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:11pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:38pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:16pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:39pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:37pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:47am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:06am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:25am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:24pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:38pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:35pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:37pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:59am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:04am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:59am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:59am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:06am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:26pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:29am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:52pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:19am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:22am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:08pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:40am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:43am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 9:12am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:35pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:10pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:14am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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