You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let's talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope. but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a neck that can turn.


Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a ♥♥♥♥ and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.


Things this car is old enough to do:
Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes
Rent a car: it IS a car

definitely a gamer (bad) and does not appreciate allah as the sole source of life (cringe). -rep

JUST WIPED OUT TOMATO TOWN

YEAH FORTNITE WE BOUT TO GET DOWN (get down!)

H-hewwo~! ♥♡♥(ꈍᴗꈍ)ε｀*)♥♡♥! pweese love me?

h-hey....... im hungry......