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42 of 50 (84%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 12:14am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 1:21am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 2:04pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 12:50pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2014 @ 5:27pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 10:12pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 7:26pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2015 @ 11:09pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 17 May, 2014 @ 7:05pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 11:07am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2015 @ 12:10am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2015 @ 8:36pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2014 @ 6:02pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2014 @ 6:39pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 11:09am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 11:04pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 12:18am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 17 May, 2014 @ 7:44pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 6:48pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 7:26pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 1:29pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2015 @ 5:07pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2015 @ 12:10am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 6:35pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:15am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 10:49am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:43pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:25pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 11:28pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 6:48pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 7:03pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:02pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 12:47am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2014 @ 5:25pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 5:42pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:12pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 11:59pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 10:22pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 9:35pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2015 @ 8:07pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 4:51pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 6:29pm



Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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