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hog hands 14 May, 2024 @ 7:23am 
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hog hands 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:46pm 
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butterscotch 22 Nov, 2023 @ 11:19am 
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hog hands 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:21pm 
if you pick your nose, you'll have less boogers
SomeGuyOrSomething 16 Feb, 2022 @ 8:49am 
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hog hands 29 Jun, 2020 @ 3:56pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
hog hands 30 May, 2018 @ 2:31pm 
I am not the guy you are responding to, but I have to say, child molestation is not a problem. Children deserve to be molested. They are children. That's what they get for being small and helpless. Either provide sex services, either we kill you for food.
hog hands 10 Apr, 2018 @ 7:54pm 
Number 13: Orange President. The last thing you'd want in your White House is a scandalous old billionaire. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A Russian hacker uploaded a president anonymously to the White House showcasing an old man in charge of the country. With the statement: "We didn't have anything to do with the election." Admittedly, he had some support from republicans around the country, but that's even worse.
Jester the Uhhh 7 Nov, 2016 @ 6:21pm 
It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.
... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. ♥♥♥♥ you. Get ready
sloppy guy 10 Jul, 2016 @ 9:10am 
How are you so hecking gay?
sloppy guy 27 Jun, 2016 @ 8:32pm 
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sloppy guy 27 Jun, 2016 @ 8:19pm 
Here in my garage, just bought this new 💕daddy💕 here. It’s fun to pout up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than my 💕daddy💕? 💦cummies!💦. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new 💕daddies💕 that I had to swallow to hold two thousand new 💦cummies💦 that I bought. It’s like how my 💕daddy💕 asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆

Now maybe you’ve seen my TEDx talk where I talk about how I makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊. You know, I make 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 not to show off it’s again about the 💦cummies💦. In fact, the real reason I keep this 💕daddy💕 here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟, because it wa
sloppy guy 27 Jun, 2016 @ 8:19pm 
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Jester the Uhhh 15 Jun, 2016 @ 2:30pm 
thats incest butter
butterscotch 15 Jun, 2016 @ 11:46am 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
sloppy guy 28 May, 2016 @ 4:34pm 
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Jester the Uhhh 2 Feb, 2016 @ 3:15pm 
Did you know the reason your body heats up during a cold or fever is your body's way of trying to eliminate your cold?
Butters 16 Jan, 2016 @ 12:49pm 
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