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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2017 @ 7:12am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2017 @ 7:25am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 4:37pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 4:33pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 10:15am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:49am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 5:50am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 10:28am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 10:17am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 10:59am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:34am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 3:49am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 4:22am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 3:42am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 9:39am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 9:22am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:29am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:46am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 10:29am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 10:14am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 5:05pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 9:32am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 12:08pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 3:29am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2017 @ 8:47am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 9:46am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:16am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:02am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 8:49am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 6:06am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:13am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 4:46pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 9:05am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 4:46pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:49am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 10:19am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 12:10pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 6:00am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2017 @ 7:20am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:50am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 3:55am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2017 @ 7:15am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 4:42pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2017 @ 7:26am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:50am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 8:49am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2017 @ 5:09pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 3:41am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:04am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 10:24am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 10:53am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 8:54am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 3:52am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 10:13am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 5:42am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 5:58am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 11:51am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 9:34am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 9:50am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 11:59am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 4:05am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 4:34am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 5:38am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 11:25am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 5:49am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 4:55am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 4:29am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 9:17am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 5:28am



Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
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A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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