Recent reviews by Duck

Just a overall good time, bought it on sale but would of 100% payed full price

ARK but I can make my creatures do all the manual labor around the base, its great.

I love starting my gambling addiction at a young age! Get the real simulator of wasting my life!

This game is perfect, so instead im going to give a bunch of quotes from me and my friends:
"I want the cannibals to ♥♥♥♥ me in the ass"
"Oh ♥♥♥♥ this baby is giving me rape eyes"
"Why the ♥♥♥♥ does that thing have so many arms"
"I wish my parents loved me"

Ever want to play a game that's so bad you are aroused at the thought of roblox performance? Well look no further then Cyberpunk 2077. My biggest issue was that I got constant boners every time Keanu Reeves came on the screen. That man is like the definition of "If it had to be a guy" because even if you dont admit it, everyone wants to have sexy time with him. I also love the dildo bat, although I was very disappointed i couldnt use it on Keanu(Developers, take notes). All in all I had a fun time watching my computer ♥♥♥♥ itself for hours on end while trying to play a story that didnt work for more then half of the time.

Great Game! Reminds me of my time at my church camp! Only thing is when I was at camp instead of a serial killer chasing me it was Father Jimmy and instead of trying to kill me he was trying to "Release god inside of me" Great game though

I put the vr headset on my Grandpa who fought in Vietnam..... He was screaming for 4 hours and ended shooting our Vietnamese friends. Overall great game!

Big fun till a try hard with ashen gear completely rapes me with the fire bombs and curse balls.

Fun

Big Brained game, its like all the other FPS shooters but better. Every time I play this game im in constant fear of passing out due to how good this game is. Its just amazing playing Minecraft with guns. Honestly games like r6 and CSGO need to take some pointers from this game due to how great it is. If you have to go somewhere, dont you will have a erection for 3 hours after hitting constant headhsots. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i love this game and dont even get me started on the pay wall, Its truly amazing that just for 60 dollars I can be the best in the game. So for the love of god just sit down and play this game already!