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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 6:35am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 6:35am

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46am

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22am

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27am

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 5:25am

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 6:58am

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 6:29am

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 11:25am

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 11:05am

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 11:31am

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 7:30am



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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