Souder20 defeated JackyLegs in a duel with a score of 1 to 0!

SPLOITIBOI: you're a steel level pyro
Aka: Dillon is the top engi in my current friendslist

"Just because you have uber doesn't mean you're invincible." ~Kermit_tf 2015

temrane : KITTEN DROPPED YOU
Scarlet Queen : xd
*DEAD* meer : dont try to tilt me
*DEAD* Kitten : LEEEEEEEEETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
meer : not angry
Kitten : WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(engie shotgun mge)
Kitten (Score:20) defeats Crocodile from north carolina (Score:4) in duel to 20 on Badlands Middle

(zero context)
Kitten (Score:20) defeats Royal Flush (Score:16) in duel to 20 on Granary Middle

Zamparonie : guys i have zumba at 21 can we hurry

♥♥♥♥♥Pounder2001: couldnt get flush on it either
♥♥♥♥♥Pounder2001: also, remember the 6s team me and flush made
♥♥♥♥♥Pounder2001: we got a demo for it goes by the name Candice, says they knew you when we mentioned you. any clue who that is? me and flush were curious
♥♥♥♥♥Pounder2001: they didnt really say when, just that you guys go far back and thats the only alias they use
Sploit: ???
Sploit: whomst
Sploit: never heard of them
♥♥♥♥♥Pounder2001: youve never heard of Candice?
Sploit: ♥♥♥♥
Sploit: ♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥Pounder2001: Candice ♥♥♥♥ fit in your mouth
♥♥♥♥♥Pounder2001: GOTEM

Wynran: "Is Cakeduck mercing?"
Me: "No, he's Danish."

* sir changed name to sir (not important)
* clunge crusher changed name to deere(not important)
* lawrj374 changed name to lawrj374 (not important)
* Kitten changed name to Kitten [not important]
* Royal Flush changed name to Royal Flush (Important)
* meer changed name to meer (not important)
Mr. CacTus : pls
* Cheesecake changed name to Cheesecake(not important)
* minge masher changed name to not important minge masher
* [☁]Emiel changed name to important [☁]Emiel

Kitten : do you cry like this all the time?
*DEAD* Kitten : just wondering
*DEAD* LukasBuchi : **** YOU **** THIS I HANG MYSELF I HAD A NICE DAY UNTILL YOU EXISTED
LukasBuchi left the game (Disconnect by user.)

[15:02] Royal Flush: I think I have eclipsed you in ♥♥♥♥
[15:02] Royal Flush: I just had a scrim where on coal
[15:02] Kitten: uh oh
[15:02] Royal Flush: I went 0 - 7
[15:02] Royal Flush: with 0 assists
[15:02] Kitten: THE NAMES BOND
[15:02] Royal Flush: I want to die
[15:02] Kitten: FLUSH BOND

(right before map 2 of an ETF2L scrim)
Franco-Prussian War Moment : OUR SCOUT LEFT TO PLAY AMONG US
Franco-Prussian War Moment : NICE

The Extremest Hunter: The Special Spoons - We might not be able to win our matches, but we can identify obscure european currencies

'He's peppered.' ~Medieval2016

(My League of Legends name is "Hold My Beer Fam")
[All] Ironxtusk (Elise): never seen a more relevant name than Kayns

(for context: in a pub there was a man called Mr S E X, who had adorned himself with hentai flairs. and Jeebers was begging him for sauce all pub solid 90 mins)
Jeebers : I jsut want to nut bro, just need the sauce from mr sex
Mr S E X : its boku no pico
LOVE IT! : :open_mouth:
Royal Flush : the best response
organicleaf : ah, a man of culture
Royal Flush : known to man

dabeste :'>: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
dabeste :'>: thank you very much
Kitten: you're welcome

4:03 PM - Are you kitten me right meow?: http://www.ugcleague.com/team_page.cfm?clan_id=11344
4:05 PM - hentai pope is now Online.
4:05 PM - hentai pope: thanks
4:05 PM - hentai pope: i really needed a link to my own team
4:05 PM - hentai pope: o
4:05 PM - hentai pope: o no
4:05 PM - hentai pope: i just scrolled down

Tiramisu has renamed their The Boston Basher to stop killing or ill shove this up ur as

*DEAD*(Terrorist) scrutinous_leopard_4825‎ : these guys are big garbage
AJAnT‎ : the big gey

*DEAD* John Zombies : Weezer the biggest piece of ♥♥♥♥ in CS

Souder20: Kaz, I have a joke for you
Souder20: knock knock
Kaz: what
Kaz: if this is a bad joke can I nut punch you?
Souder20: it's not bad
Souder20: I promise
Kaz: well say it
Souder20: knock knock
Kaz: just get on with it :P
Souder20: can't see
Souder20: "can't see who?"
Souder20: http://i.imgur.com/6u7LwvL.jpg
Kaz: I swear to go
Kaz: if this is John Cena we're done
Kaz: god*
Souder20: rip

[D|Plebeian III] phatiacy : how is it the server's fault that you're located in zimbabwe?
[D|Plebeian III] phatiacy : you have 150 ping ofc it lags

Ra's al Ghul : He kept saying he wanted to fist me.
Ra's al Ghul : And proceeded to hit my buttocks with a large boxing glove.

(In Kaz’s discord and people were asking him about doing a 24hr stream)
Kaz: How about I ban the next person that mentions it?
Tcheles: I will also enforce this, if that's the rule.
Zeraki: ^
Me: Whats all this about a 24hr stream? Kappa
Me: Remember I love you Kaz.
Kaz: I'LL DO IT ♥♥♥♥

4:23 PM - Royal Flush: GG, WAS CLOSE
4:23 PM - Royal Flush: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
4:23 PM - USS Jim E. Russel: U wot
4:24 PM - Royal Flush: YOU HAVE THE GAMESENSE OF A MOLESTED POTATO BEING USED FOR CLAY PIGEON SHOTTING :DDDD

Royal Flush: It's Litten: Going for a premed
It's Litten: Then after Millersville headed to McGill to finish med school for neuroscience
Royal Flush: we ded
sploitiboi: how is this man qualified

LONG LIVE THE SALES: I DID IT
LONG LIVE THE SALES: (insert all 5 summer team emoticons here)
Royal Flush: Dillon Souder: Living the Life
Royal Flush: Summer Edition
Royal Flush: Uncut

Oy Vey Goyim Aug 16, 2013 @ 12:37am
you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥. I hope you get hit by a firetruck then lit on fire. ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Souder20: Hello sexi bby
{H|H} crazycalumrock hl open!: uwot

p5ych0t1c is a gay ♥♥♥♥♥ : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RAPED OH MY GOD
p5ych0t1c is a gay ♥♥♥♥♥ : double airshot
p5ych0t1c is a gay ♥♥♥♥♥ : jesus i need a minute

«CG» Kaz: at least my first physical gift wasnt an explosive or a severed head

Are you kitten me right meow?: http://imgur.com/zw1KhkL
Are you kitten me right meow?: rip in pasta
crazycalumrock: ♥♥♥♥
Are you kitten me right meow?: <3

sploit: dillon
sploit: i'm doing homework
sploit: pls
Captain Canada #DB4W4: what subject?
sploit is now Offline.

Wrath : ♥♥♥♥ u ♥♥♥♥♥
3Dong.Captain Canada : I'm with Wrath. ♥♥♥♥ African Countries.
Wrath : ♥♥♥♥ u
Wrath : stupid ♥♥♥♥♥

Kaz: this mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is the cream of the crop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q
Souder20: WHERE DOES HE KEEP GETTING THE CREAM
Kaz: we dont question it
Souder20: true


«CG» W+M1 Master: So anyway, any idea on you 400th game?
«CG» Kaz: no idea
«CG» W+M1 Master: OHHHHH I KNOW WHAT IT SHOULD BE
«CG» Kaz: dont you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say amnesia, I'll cut you
«CG» W+M1 Master: I was gonna say Half Life 3, but Amnesia sounds a lot better. :)
«CG» Kaz: XD
«CG» W+M1 Master: It's 10-9-13
«CG» W+M1 Master: 13-10=3
«CG» Kaz: dont do it
«CG» W+M1 Master: 9/3=3
«CG» W+M1 Master: 3
«CG» Kaz: dont you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do it
«CG» W+M1 Master: HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
«CG» Kaz: I will destroy you... ♥♥♥♥
«CG» W+M1 Master: I HAD TO
«CG» W+M1 Master has changed their name to «CG» No Longer Allowed in CG.
«CG» Kaz: XD
«CG» Kaz: gg

Are you kitten me right meow? : god pubs are fun
hensicky : ♥♥♥♥ you kitten
Are you kitten me right meow? : <3

«CG» Spongat! :D #lftCloudPyro: I'd make some kick ass catchphrases if I'd be a butterknife murder.
Mackey McDaldohat: Well Just play TF2
«CG» Spongat! :D #lftCloudPyro: I'd be all like "Spread your buns, because you're about to get buttered"
«CG» Spongat! :D #lftCloudPyro: And then I'd stab them in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face
Mackey McDaldohat: I'm not your friend anymore.
«CG» Spongat! :D #lftCloudPyro: I don't know, it sounded cooler in my head…

sploitiboi: imma sleep
«CG» W+M1 Master: but it's only 7:30
sploitiboi: i'm not even going to
sploitiboi: just try
sploitiboi: and do math
«CG» W+M1 Master: The Orange Bowl is