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Turkey tap [verb]
When someone (usually male) taps another male on the nutsack firmly enough to elicit a short burst of testicular pain.
"Man, Darren actually prefer getting snapped in the ass with a wet towel in the locker room now that the football team started turkey tapping me after P.E."
Turkey tap [verb]
When someone (usually male) taps another male on the nutsack firmly enough to elicit a short burst of testicular pain.
"Man, I actually prefer getting snapped in the ass with a wet towel in the locker room now that the football team started turkey tapping me after P.E."
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