The Skibidi Rizzler was that dude in CS always popping off with mad skills, flexing rizz like he owned the server. One day, while racking up kills in Mirage, a rift opened, and out popped the Anti-Rizzler, the literal embodiment of cringe. This dude had zero game, fumbling grenades and missing shots like he was using a broken mouse. Meanwhile, Quandale Dingleson and John Pork were on the same team, trying to keep their cool. Quandale cracked jokes: “Look at this dude! He’s throwing harder than my mom’s meatloaf!” John Pork, smooth as always, urged them to play smart. The Anti-Rizzler rushed in with a knife, but Skibidi Rizzler pulled out the AWP and dropped him with a clean headshot. “Your rizz ain’t on my level, bro,” he said. With the Anti-Rizzler wiped off the scoreboard, Quandale and John spammed W’s in the chat. “Let’s go! Vibe restored!” They ended the game with a solid win, solidifying Skibidi Rizzler’s legend.

-rep everytime we win a match on cs he starts to make these weird donkey sounds. wtf????

-rep this kids built like a water bed

can you please give me back my cat i knew you took him

i thought i could C S 2gether but i guess it was just a Mirage. legit feels like i have Vertigo since you left me in the Dust

Girl: Do you think I'm beautiful?
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years