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ㅤ* Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
ㅤ* Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible.
ㅤ* There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
🥞 * 🎫 * 🎍 * 🌋 * 🐊 * 🌽 * 👾 * 💗 * 🍖 * 💛 * 🐛 * 📘 * 😺 * 🍆 * 👽 * 🐠
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!