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CanadianHorsePatrol 1 Feb @ 5:51pm 
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CanadianHorsePatrol 1 Feb @ 5:50pm 
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FAST FREE SHIPPING 28 Sep, 2023 @ 4:21pm 
wololo, wololo. Put this on anyone's wololo. If you get 10 of these back, you've been converted.
CanadianHorsePatrol 3 Jul, 2023 @ 6:03pm 
:steamthumbsup:
CanadianHorsePatrol 13 Feb, 2023 @ 8:58pm 
Put ❤️ this ❤️ on ❤️ anyone's ❤️ Wall ❤️ made ❤️ you ❤️stir fry ❤️
CanadianHorsePatrol 11 Feb, 2023 @ 7:25pm 
Put ❤️ this ❤️ on ❤️ anyone's ❤️ Wall ❤️ made ❤️ you ❤️toast ❤️
CanadianHorsePatrol 19 Nov, 2021 @ 7:29pm 
I'm conducting a survey on the young religious population of norway and you have been randomly selected. Please kindly answer the following questions.

How are you today:
a) Yes
b) No

Should norway adopt theocratic monarchy:
a) Yes
b) Yes

What is your gender and age:
a) Yes
b( No

Thanks you for your participating.
CanadianHorsePatrol 14 May, 2021 @ 11:16pm 
That was an extremely perceptive comment that you left on my userpage! Thank you (:
CanadianHorsePatrol 12 Apr, 2021 @ 11:00am 
Your message on my profile, which you posted last night in some kind of frenzy, brightened my day and was a sourceof comfort to me in these otherwise quite tremulous eras. Please forgive the gradualness of my resply, and don't hesitate to reach out again with any similar thoughts that might journey across your synapses.
FAST FREE SHIPPING 22 Feb, 2021 @ 2:42pm 
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CanadianHorsePatrol 18 Feb, 2021 @ 7:18pm 
I CAN'T BELIEVE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS F:steamthumbsdown::steamthumbsdown::steamthumbsdown::steamthumbsdown:XKING DEAD
BEERSMOKER69 24 Jan, 2021 @ 8:27pm 
Ellen the generous be like
CanadianHorsePatrol 5 Dec, 2019 @ 7:59pm 
PART TWO

>you amass the capital for extensive years-long litigation
>proceedings are filed in a court of law
>one day you get a letter in the mail from me
>folded tattered pink parchment
>"I won't be bother you any more"
>you look out window, see figure disappear over distant hill
>running after, you watch as I drop off a cliff into silent waves
>small piece of cloth catches your eye right where I jumped off
>it's the handkerchief from the day I saw you on the street
>good bye my life
CanadianHorsePatrol 5 Dec, 2019 @ 7:59pm 
>sees you on the street
>waves to you with my handkerchief
>blows a kiss, ~*mwaH*~
>notices you seem quieter than usual
>"is it something I said?"
>listens to you as you tell a long and very interesting story
>records the story, publishes it in a book
>book is a bestseller but I forget to credit you properly
>all the proceeds go to me, funneled through my cayman islands "charity"
>you show up at my house in the bahamas and demand the credit and funds you deserve
>"it was all a misunderstanding"
>you don't believe me
CanadianHorsePatrol 11 Oct, 2019 @ 4:23pm 
Hey there! Come join me at www.LargeCowPlayground.com to see some cool cows doing cool tricks! And while you're there please don't ignore our overflowing donations box.
CanadianHorsePatrol 24 Jul, 2018 @ 2:53pm 
Put ❤️ this ❤️ on ❤️ anyone's ❤️ Wall ❤️ you ❤️ ARE ❤️ DELETING ❤️ FROM ❤️ YOUR ❤️ LIFE. ❤️ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ❤️ 99% ❤️ error, ❤️too❤️ many ❤️ Phalanges
CanadianHorsePatrol 24 Dec, 2017 @ 8:45pm 
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! clicks delete LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.
FAST FREE SHIPPING 22 Nov, 2017 @ 1:45pm 
I don't usually vote Conservative
CanadianHorsePatrol 17 Nov, 2017 @ 10:43pm 
hi! Have you heard about this platform Steam for playing video games on? I heard about it. Haste
FAST FREE SHIPPING 17 Nov, 2017 @ 4:53pm 
Oui non pamplemousse
FAST FREE SHIPPING 9 Nov, 2017 @ 6:01pm 
Put ❤️ this ❤️ on ❤️ anyone's ❤️ Wall ❤️ made ❤️ you ❤️ smile ❤️ somewhere ❤️ her ❤️ Your ❤️ life. ❤️ it ❤️ may ❤️ you, ❤️ check out ❤️ many ❤️ ❤️ Phalanges ❤️ a lot ❤️ for ❤️ making ❤️ me ❤️ smile! ❤️ put this ❤️ back ❤️ on my ❤️ Wall ❤️ if i ever make it ❤️ you smile ❤️
CanadianHorsePatrol 9 Nov, 2017 @ 4:35pm 
Put ❤️ this ❤️ on ❤️ anyone's ❤️ Wall ❤️ made ❤️ you ❤️ smile ❤️ somewhere ❤️ her ❤️ Your ❤️ life. ❤️ it ❤️ may ❤️ you, ❤️ check out ❤️ many ❤️ ❤️ Phalanges ❤️ a lot ❤️ for ❤️ making ❤️ me ❤️ smile! ❤️ put this ❤️ back ❤️ on my ❤️ Wall ❤️ if i ever make it ❤️ you smile ❤️
CanadianHorsePatrol 4 Nov, 2017 @ 11:31pm 
Please do not repost this original content which it took me all of last night to create: :AOESheep:
CanadianHorsePatrol 4 Nov, 2017 @ 11:29pm 
This is my original content please don't steal it: :AOESheep:
CanadianHorsePatrol 4 Nov, 2017 @ 11:29pm 
VOTE STEPHEN "HOT LIPS" HARPER
BUY WAR BONDS
CanadianHorsePatrol 16 Apr, 2017 @ 1:13am 
Give me a break
CanadianHorsePatrol 7 Jun, 2016 @ 11:55am 
hey whenever you get a chance you want to play some pokemon tcg in Tabletop Simulator?
BEERSMOKER69 4 Jun, 2016 @ 9:53pm 
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FAST FREE SHIPPING 4 Jun, 2016 @ 7:29pm 
Dear SIR/MADAM,
We REGRET to report that your SIGNFIICANT BEN, PFC. BAN PAUL III has DIED on the date of OCTOBER 13, 2014, on account of RAPID UNCONTROLLABLY HEMMORHAGING. We of THE CANADIAN ARMY would like to extend our deepest CONSOLLIATION on your great LOSS.
Regards, THE CANAIDAN ARMY, and Stephen Harper
BUY WAR BONDS
CanadianHorsePatrol 2 Jun, 2016 @ 11:38pm 
original content do not steal : :AOESheep:
FAST FREE SHIPPING 2 Jun, 2016 @ 9:12pm 
"oh."
FAST FREE SHIPPING 2 Jun, 2016 @ 8:38pm 
eGAD i say dear sirs and madamns otherwise i say EGaD i am cancelling my subsciption now. i have blocvked and unfollowed and reported to the poliecv your evil doings sir and i would see you in hell but I. AM NOT GOING THERE. i and all the other good upstanding fine toung FOKLS you have so callusly betrayed i NEVER in all my YEARS saw such a brazen attempt at the eyes and ears & minds && hearts of my cherished precious youngsters who work so hard in this world like MYSELF na dlall your other subscribers. I hope you are ashdamed sirs madasdms I hope you are ADHAMED. good Day.
FAST FREE SHIPPING 2 Jun, 2016 @ 8:38pm 
dear SIRS, MADAMS, and OTHERWISE. I have been a LOYAL SUBSCRIBER . to this publication for WELL OVER 1 year now and I HAVE *NEVER* seen filth like THIS. I am VERY disappointed. Where is the shame. Where is the decency. I never. I ask you. What is going on in this website & in this country && in this EORLD when this sort of FILTH can be published in a fine outstanding peridoical suchas yours. I cannot believe my EYES. I have seen so many posts and followed you through thick & thin sirs and I can not undersTAND why you would turn your backs on decent hard working amiercan folks like me who turn to your periodical every evening for much needed CLEAN rest relaxation % CLEAN good FUN. Not this DRECK that I see this evening pouring out of your periodical.
CanadianHorsePatrol 2 Jun, 2016 @ 7:55pm 
Hey Stuart. Miss you pal
Unnamed Protagonist 2 Jun, 2016 @ 7:14pm 
what
CanadianHorsePatrol 2 Jun, 2016 @ 6:57pm 
Excuse me? Who do you think you are? Where do you think this is? What do you think you want from me? Hey! Hey you! Just why on earth do you think that this is the appropriate way to comport yourself in a "civilized" society? Just exactly when did it occur to you that THIS is how a person behaves when the eyes of the world focus elsewhere and the flow and current of the zeitgeist puts pressure on them to find their way in a rolling roiling uncertain Earth? Let me know, when you begin to gain perspective, by whose authority exactly you have come to the conclusion -- nay, allowed yourself to be DELUDED into thinking --- that THIS particular MODE of behavior is the METHOD of achieving your intented goals! The vultures wait, give me the grace to endure the time between now and the signalling of the downfall of your designs! Let me outlast this hellish monument to selfishness itself! Give me the strength to give up giving up the ghost! Give me that fortitude!!! Please acquiesce!
Z 29 Aug, 2014 @ 7:13pm 
i lov u :balloonicorn:
SUNRAYS ON YOUR LITTLE FACE 10 Jun, 2014 @ 8:37pm 
Hello may i intrerst yuo in a magicl hors raec seecritly :trainbowbarf:
FAST FREE SHIPPING 3 Jun, 2014 @ 12:44pm 
my laptop has been dead since January so it's not that surprising
clover 3 Jun, 2014 @ 9:35am 
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FAST FREE SHIPPING 2 Jun, 2014 @ 5:47pm 
:gordon: cheeki breeki
CanadianHorsePatrol 1 Oct, 2013 @ 3:42pm 
Secret of the Magic Crystal
2.2 Hours played
Suwa + etc. [SWF2] 18 Jul, 2013 @ 4:14pm 
heck yeah I did I'm like a ninja and I'm really good with numchucks
Suwa + etc. [SWF2] 18 Jul, 2013 @ 4:02pm 
Frumious Buttnersnatch
XUV8R 2 Jul, 2013 @ 5:11pm 
OCTOBERRRRRR
SUNRAYS ON YOUR LITTLE FACE 17 Jan, 2013 @ 12:46pm 
MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I JUST LIKE PONIES OK
also i am 100% stuck in scratches BUT IT IS SO COOL
snaa 13 Dec, 2012 @ 12:42pm 
DOC!
Miau 30 Sep, 2012 @ 1:26pm 
you fail at dope-ass-party-going-to