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The criteria aren't clear and I have to understand the nonsense about the story. I inverted the pressure and it continued to reject me for no apparent reason, I'm doing output=100-input, just let me pass

The game seems like it is a cool idea, there does exist digital circuitry games but not analogue as far as I'm aware. It's just not clear why it's failing when I'm doing what it's told me to do, and the game looks hideous and I don't want to look at it for hours

The UI also sucks, so much of the screen is wasted space but I have to have different tabs for different things when they could all be visible at the same time

Very simple game, fun for an hour, but not a lot to it

This game is really bad, this game is not difficult it's just annoying. Hitboxes of everything are messed up, especially walls, you can throw an object around a corner and it will explode after hitting nothing because the wall hitbox extended there. You aren't told how many bullets you have left but the game will gladly make time go fast while it shames you about how you don't have bullets

It's a cool time mechanic but the shooting mechanics suck

It's a game you can complete in under 2 hours and refund tho, just expect it to be tedious and annoying with very little worthwhile challenge

It looks gorgeous and it's exactly what I want from an OpenTTD replacement

Very powerful, and very pretty to see it run. This game does not have any tutorial, so check out Turing Complete to be taught how it all works and then hop into VCB

I do wish that the board was bigger tho, I'm just very aware that space is at a premium and I just want to create rather than think about squishing it down

I learnt so much from this game, it's incredible to have learnt the skills to then design my own CPU and adding new instructions being a walk in the park

There's still a lot left to learn especially around timing, as TC just avoids delays, but this is an essential foundation before trying out something like Virtual Circuit Board to then play with timing

This is an easy recommend to anyone who wants to learn how computers actually work

As an autistic person I love hydroengineering

Lesbians!

I do feel a bit sad about killing animals, the game just tells me that they're actually genetic freaks and should be killed which makes me feel a bit better

Unironically a really good 3D platformer, I've played a fair few 3D platformers and they've all felt worse than this. It'd be nice if it was challenging, but I recognise I'm playing a kids' game