thief! I shall see you in court!

I’m glad I’m not the only one! My girl (who is probably gonna snoop and read this and get all offended because how dare I socialize with people who I’ll never meet and talk about her ) anyways she can’t stand the fact I jack off at all let alone watch porn I get called every name in the book when she catches me. She swears she doesn’t masturbate but come on now hour showers?? I can’t get any privacy she says she lonely and that when I jack off it’s because I’d rather do that then ♥♥♥♥ her but she always fights right before we about to ♥♥♥♥ almost like it’s on purpose. Then blames me for why we fought but then wants to immediately ♥♥♥♥ after! Not sure about yall but after arguing for 2 hrs straight im not in the mood to ♥♥♥♥ so I’ll watch porn n jack off and the cycle starts back over

Who the hell still buys food at the store? Just eat at McDonalds or taco bell for every meal, you get excellent food and service and you don't even have to tip the friendly staff. The new chalupa cravings box comes with THREE seasoned beef items, cinnamon twists, and a drink for only $5. Now that's a bargain. McDonalds is still doing 2 for $3 mcdoubles which is a heck of a deal. Throw a $1 large drink in the mix and you've got a complete meal for $4 (here's a little trick that I love, when you get home put an extra slice of american cheese on each mcdouble and you've just turned those flavor babies into full-on double cheeseburgers). And don't even get me started on Wendy's and Burger King, the 4 for $4 and $1.49 8 piece nuggets are a flavor explosion at an affordable price. When it comes to eating food there really is no reason to shop at the store anymore, you should consider the taste, value, and macronutrient profile of today's fast food offerings.

+rep, boomer, toxic, the reason I still play csgo

good. dont die.

ur gone again. come back