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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2018 @ 2:55am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2018 @ 9:35am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2018 @ 1:57am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2018 @ 3:02am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 4:23am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2018 @ 2:52am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2018 @ 9:33am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2018 @ 4:09am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 12:30am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 7:23am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 11:49am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2018 @ 2:50am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2018 @ 3:02am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 3:46am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 10:59am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2018 @ 2:39am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2018 @ 3:10am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2018 @ 10:28am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 12 May, 2018 @ 11:21pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2018 @ 5:36am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2018 @ 3:15am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2018 @ 3:26am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 5:44am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2018 @ 11:13am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2018 @ 10:13am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 12:42am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2019 @ 1:15am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2018 @ 4:31am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2018 @ 10:46am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2018 @ 2:29am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2018 @ 1:02am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2018 @ 3:17am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2018 @ 2:53am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2018 @ 2:35am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 5:50am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2018 @ 2:27am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2018 @ 10:51am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2018 @ 2:44am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2018 @ 12:49am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2018 @ 3:22am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2018 @ 10:55am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 10:17am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:54am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 10:25am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 8:43am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 10:49am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:11am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:11am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 1:46am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 7:51am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:57am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 7:49am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 10:13am



Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.