My username may be Drillur, but that's just because it's what I've gone by for over a decade. What I wake up every morning wishing I was called is... MegaFuqrDiqSucr.
Or BallBlasterTiddyMaster6969
Or, most of all, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Unfortunately I'm stuck with drillur