HAH! You believe in rain? Rain isn’t real. It’s just a coverup for what the government is really doing. The government uses giant aircraft to dump carcinogens and poisonous chemicals like dihydrogen monoxide on us to try and thin out the population because we’re running out of food. Don’t believe me? Wait until you hear that the pig went extinct 25 years ago. All that “pork” you’ve been eating? It’s not pork. It’s the people that have been unlucky enough to die from the chemicals being dumped on them. The world government is trying to thin our population so that we have enough food to survive as a human race, is experimenting with various chemicals to see what they do to humans, and is feeding our dead to everyone to try and supplement our dwindling food supply.

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I want an anime girlfriend who will love me for who I am. Real women just don't understand what they're missing out on. Anime women are loyal, they care for you AND they're beautiful. If I had an anime girlfriend, I would respect her so hard. Real men like myself don't want a girlfriend just for sex, we want someone to RESPECT, and with an anime girlfriend that would go both ways. If you have a 3D woman as a girlfriend, you obviously don't respect REAL women. Get a life and a REAL girlfriend, idiots.

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Most times when we have sex, I stay on top as she is a bit lazy and usually asks me to. Normally, missionary position, not that fast/hard, but some times we both are in the mood for something faster and harder, so that's what we do.

The catch is: when I start thrusting too fast and too hard, my GF starts behaving like she was possessed by some sex-craving demon that wants to tear my skin off, or bite my limbs out.

I end up holding her arms with my hands, and keeping a distance from her head (that's where the true danger is), and she will just look at me like a rabid animal, including making the noises of one.

One might think that she feels pain or doesn't feel pleasure during our sex relations, but everytime I ask her, she says it's going well and tells me to keep going.

Is this normal? Has anyone ever had relations with a Chain Chomp (or are you one?)? It feels very unnatural and unhuman like.

not complaining tho, I like it.

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I met this user once before when I was playing MM and he sounded upset, so I encouraged him and in response he added me as a friend. Over time the invitations to private lobbies grew until eventually I was also bombarded with voice chat requests from him. One day I answered it and I was met with a sob and a cry. In-between breaths he opened up to me about his personal problems, apparently being bullied every day at school and tormented by his older sisters at home. Taken back, I exchanged some words of comfort to him. But then it changed once again. He said he was unsure about his sexuality, telling me of how sometimes he was aroused by the bullies at school when they touched him. Eventually he wondered what it would be like to take it in the ass, so I contacted one of his sisters and asked if he could use her dildo. Last I heard of him, he had stuck it so far up his ass he ♥♥♥♥ all over the family cat and killed it - as he was trying to make it lick his balls at the same time

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Ah, looks similar. Was gonna be all "dude I drive that!"

naw its a trueno.

Dude is that an old Corolla?

For you.

http://www.reddit.com/r/freebies/comments/15sts5/xbox_marketplace_has_14_forza_motorsport_4_car/

Dues Ex: Don't put it on your wishlist if you don't want it. =D