Crack VS Satisfactory
Bad for long term health | cures depression
short amounts of dopamine with tolerance levels making smaller | never ending stream of dopamine
Illegal except in Oregon | so good it should be illegal
can ruin relationships | gives you a never ending bond of love through ficsit
can be harmful paired with autism | autism boosts the experience
costs a fortune | costs 30 bucks
doctors reccomend against it | doctors probably have left positive reviews
makes you suffer, then die and go to hell | sends you straight to heaven
millions of lives lost | millions of people satisfied
requires ingestion | beamed straight into your eyeballs
needs a hidden room to store it | under 30 gigs on an ssd

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