Evolution's a natural process,
But it's not exactly the fastest.
You can reach your potential with just a little help.
Get some light surgery and shake off the anesthesia,
And you'll see that science has made you more special,
With just a little help.
Step into my menagerie,
One look at my lab and you'll see,
The opposite of extinction, nature leveled up.
A shark that breathes air and likes to eat cheese,
A really fast chick with wasp wings.
An electric eel powered by wind,
When it's dark, that eel's ideal.
And one of my best hybrids, a guy that knows what time it is.

-Dr.Gross Charles Darwin


We had to leave our place because
The world was dyin'
And everyone that wasn't dead
Spent all of their time cryin'
Our ways had failed, nature had failed
We made a lot of errors
The Founders had some new ideas
That made everything better
Our Founders dreamt of this island
Our ships landed on its shore
They built our wonderful Guardian
To keep destruction from our door
The Hiders fear these new ideas
But do your best to help them
'Cause just outside is darkness and death
Disease, monsters, and problems
So come out of your hiding place
Come out of the darkness
And we'll find a new way
To live by the light of the Founders

-Dr.Gross Only true loremasters of Ooo