Whats this youve said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we'll come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. As we speak Im contacting my good friends across the USA and you are being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. I can be anywhere, anytime for you and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, I have access to the entire group of my friends and Ill use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. You're finally living, friend!

"I am the dark one. My potions are of bath salts. I am...florida man."

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Accept my invite please, greetz Expedited

I always thought Dpa meant

D: Dat
P: Person's (Person is)
A: Awesome