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Is not actually Jerry Seinfeld from "Seinfeld" - That is clearly a picture of George Costanza, Jerry Seinfeld's fictional best friend from the show "Seinfeld", with a "parental advisory explicit content" warning sticker on it.
This picture, even more so, is actually the main picture for an Ebay.com listing titled "Costanza "George" Limited Edition 12" Clear Vinyl LP VAPORWAVE SEINFELD x/300" and "Costanza - George Vinyl Record Vaporwave Seinfeld Future Funk Chillwave Beats LP." Both of which you can purchase for $99.99 with "$5.87 shipping" and "Free Shipping" respectively. Both of which can also be found at https://www.ebay.com/itm/324858158532 and https://www.ebay.com/itm/155976739306 respectively.
Is not actually Jerry Seinfeld from "Seinfeld" - the observational humor might be enough to fool some, but not the true fans, who would clearly identify the nasally, slightly raspy vocal pattern to be Raymond Romano from "Everybody Loves Raymond."
After a good game in CS, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting over the next couple of months and became good friends. We shared lots of banter and lots of good CS and most importantly… true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a lan party and he said that he was coming. I was so excited to meet him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. I felt his hard D1111ck pressing against my leg. I punched him then one tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Do not trust this guy.