Rats screech at you, girls turn away their heads, gold appears under your feet but when you pick it up it turns into lead, a bat will smile at you on a sad day, when you go to funerals you turn people into zombies, 6868 and you're a changeling.

A Chinese man didn't write all of this.

You need to play this game https://store.steampowered.com/app/2578880/How_to_lose_ones_virginity/

This person hates people of certain ethnic background.

Nice self roast

The Graped.

This guy was so bad that they had to make the second version of him. Did it help? I don't think so.