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take my money i got from selling steam cards

A very pretty and short interactive mixtape, ~1hr playtime, recommend to try even if you're not familiar with the band Red Vox.

[h]As a fan of the Serious Sam series and a russian at the same time i highly recommend this game to anyone who enjoys action shooters![/h]

Even if you didn't enjoy Serious Sam 4, this game will make you cream all over yourself or a closest Gnaar female. Possibly multiple times. Everything in this game is made with love to classic installments like The Second Encounter, but with some very well made new features.
New weapons feel good and authentic to the developing Sam universe. New enemies throw in new ways to move around the battlefield and fit well with the soul of the series.

Secrets are really fun and sometimes hard to find and are also very usefull. There are many callbacks to classic games in these secrets as well. Can you imagine a good Serious Sam game without secret traps where you pick up an ammo stache just to be instantly ambushed by a horde of enemies just to waste all that ammo you just picked up SEVERAL times in a game? This game does it and it does so well ;)

Great level design! There are all kinds of battles - big open areas to backpedal around and claustrofobic corridors filled with screaming meatbags to shoot your way through. Also very natural worldbulding. Gamedesigners made this Russia very believable to exist in Serious Sam universe. There's so much russian humor which is sadly hidden behind language and culture barriers, but this still fits, as Sam (and most players) are not that familiar with the Motherland.

Don't take this game as multibillion-AAA-10-years-indevelopment one though, as it has some rough edges with some minor bugs here and there, simple animations and some sound and perfomance issues. But all of this always been a part of Serious Sam games and i can't blame John J. ♥♥♥♥ nor the developers for sounding like he was recorded inside Egyptian temple underground, as it always was like this and is kinda heartwarming :)

Voice actors did very good job too, all these thick accents are fun. Was surprised when i saw Gianni Matragranno voicing one of the main characters, his accent here is too believable.
I completed the story on normal difficulty in about 8 hours pretty much strolling through the story without glancing over every corner for secrets and easter eggs and will come back for a 100% playthrough on hard probably. Very worth the price!

Serious Sam: Siberian Mayhem is seriously serious game and you seriously should play it!

Extremely fast paced, challenging AND fun? SIGN ME THE HELL UP!
Takes a bit time to get used to aiming and learning enemies but the whole process is hella fun.
comleted the game in about a hour and will come back for more!
Totally worth buying if you love old school shooters.

TL:DR - Has a good potential but developers don't know how to balance and stopped listening to community.
A few things i liked about Paladins:
1)Voice commands. Really cool system, very well made and highly usefull but takes time to learn.
2)Cards system. Shortly, it lets you tweak your caracter's abilities and\or stats. You can play 1 champion different ways and adjust your playstyle to enemy character choice. That's really cool, yet it lacks some imagination sometimes (~5same cards for more than a half characters but that is ok i can take that.)
3)It runs on my crappy broken laptop
4)It CAN be really fun but there are...
Things i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE about this game:
1) -=B A L A N C E=-
There is none.
That's right.
"Who the hell needs balance?" -Hi-Rez
-There are so many characters that are so obnoxiously unballansed and unfair it drives me mad. (there was my whining about Lex)
-Some characters have abilities that are just not fun to play against, and are able to cause you to lose just because they constatly use 1 skill in direction of objective.
-And some characters are just weak compared to others in their role. There's just no point to take them on higher lvls as they are just too easy to counter and dont help your team enough.
-Most of the cards are fairly balanced but there are some that almost make me ragequit everytime i play against people with them.
2)TOO MANY BUGS.
You can't rely on anything in this game. Sometimes your ability works, sometimes it doesnt. Sometimes you shoot the gun but it actually didnt shoot and went on cooldown and restricted usage of other abilities for about a second (which often leads to your death).
-Sometimes you can't party up with your friend, because...well you just can't, it just doesn't work.
-I really loved Pip - support who's healing skill sometimes breaks midfight and you cant heal anyone. That was since i started playing in February, not even a single try to fix that.
There's too many for me to remember them, they became a factor you have to keep in mind while playing and that's really annoying.
3)Small delays after using skills, reloading, ulting, breathing, anything. Mostly it's skills, for example escape that makes you invinsible for 2 seconds and makes you go thirdperson for that time. 2 seconds are over and camera starts quickly going back to firstperson but during that time (0.2-0.5 seconds, idk it depends) you still can't shoot or use other skills. Got me dead so many times that i stopped playing character that relies on this ability a lot.
I dont know if it's intended or it's because developers are bad with quick FPS's but for quite expirienced FPS player that matters a lot.
5) hitboxes. Almost all hitscan characters are really strong allready and they dont need to aim, heh. Also with bad ping game can turn in hell.
4)Developers' actions during last patches. They tend to ignore obvious problems and create new ones, even though community tries hard to help them...
5)Bad matchmaking. I often get either really weak teammates and really strong enemies or vice versa. Both casual and comp.
6)I'm kinda ok with that but yeah, there's a lot of grinding for cards and new characters (most of them are closed at start), but there are usual ways to donate and get all that stuff faster. OK for F2P.
SO!
I highly don't recommend this game to anyone who wants serious comp first person shooter expirience. Sadly, i have to say that you better look at Overwatch or TF2 (Valve's or EA's lol) at least untill Paladins are out of beta.
For casual players, you most definetly will have some fun playing it untill you'll get tired of getting matched against high lvl and skilled players for no reason.

Купил из-за схожести в плане генерации уровней с The Binding of Isaac и слов Rogue-lite в тегах.
От рог-лайта здесь только одно: смерть- потеря всего прогресса данного забега.
Проходя игру открывешь новые перки, которые получешь при повышении уровня, оружия и персонажей.
Беда в том, что все это просто облегчает игру и почти не добавляет разнообразия в игровом процессе.
Враги - одни и те же на протяжении всей игры, в добавок их еще и не так уж и много.
Конечно, если играть на харде игра дает тебе пинка под зад, но только увеличенным ущербом и здоровьем врагов, что по сути неинтересно.
Графика, дизайн уровней и врагов приятны. 60 фпс на моем мёртвом лэптопе на средних настройках приятны. Нереиграбельность отвратительна.
Идея отличная, но не затянуло и больше чем на пять часов.

Сломал клавиатуру, еле-еле останавливал себя от пробития монитора рукой, ненавижу эту игру 10\10