I HATE YOU

the sages were right. never stop gambling.

all i want for christmas is your toothbrush (used)

jokes aside, how did it come to this. i remember us, young, and smiles could still be seen on our faces. that time you visited and we went to an anime convention together. we still had hope. oh, how things have changed. we thought things were so hard back then, how naive we were. girls go even farther out of reach

my penis is hurting

hey bro, i require your services. i would like to order the "clingy girlfriend deluxe bundle" so just to clarify what i'll be getting. so from my understanding, you will message me good morning and goodnight for 5 months. ive read the reviews. for a man, you are quite good at writing text messages which truly capture the essence what a loving woman is, or what i think it'd be in my head. i am in a bad place bro so im really going to need you to perform. know that you are the last thing that stands between me and a leap of faith onto hard concrete.