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CS2 is Trash, Change My Mind

Yo, listen up you noobs. I've been grinding this trash game called CS2 for way too long, and let me tell you, it's pure garbage. Valve totally ruined everything that made CS:GO at least somewhat playable.

First off, the netcode is absolute dogwater. I'm out here with my god-tier aim, and these silver scrubs are killing me before I even see them on my screen. It's obviously the game's fault, not mine. Fix your servers, Valve!

And don't even get me started on the weapon balance. The AWP feels like a peashooter now, and they massacred my boy, the Deagle. How am I supposed to one-tap these losers across the map now? It's like they want everyone to use actual "tactics" instead of raw skill. Pathetic.

The new maps? More like new ways to get lost and killed by campers. Seriously, who thought adding all these stupid angles and corners was a good idea? It's like they want us to actually check our surroundings instead of running and gunning like real pros.

Oh, and the matchmaking? LMAO. I'm consistently top frag with 30+ kills, yet I'm stuck with braindead teammates who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. Meanwhile, the enemy team is stacked with tryhards who probably cheat. Get your act together, Valve!

The only good thing about CS2 is that it makes it easier to spot the hackers and smurfs ruining every single match. At least in CS:GO, you could pretend some of these losers were just lucky.

In conclusion, CS2 is a dumpster fire made by devs who clearly never played a day of CS in their lives. If you enjoy this game, you're probably a casual scrub who needs to git gud. I'm only playing until something better comes along, which shouldn't be hard considering how low the bar is now.

1/10, would only recommend to my worst enemies.

cool game

good game very fun