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Jeb. You’ve heard the name, now fear the game. This legend is so reliable in CS that when I botched a clutch, he didn’t just send me a “?” in chat—he sent a Lambo to my house. “Consider it a performance boost,” he said. 🚗💨
Jeb’s the guy who buys an auto-sniper in pistol rounds, just to flex. His flick shots? They’ve been banned in 14 countries. 💥
You think you’ve got him cornered? Guess again. Jeb’s already behind you, silently unboxing a knife, and typing “ez” in chat while you wonder how you got wrecked so hard. His aim? Straight out of a can of coke, but it somehow gets the job done.
So yeah, if Jeb’s on your team, sit back and enjoy the show. If he’s on the other side… well, prepare to be content for his next highlight reel.
🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡
🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Loving CS💫💫
🔥🔥🔥+REP 🔥🔥🔥
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Post this on the wall of the sluttiest girl you know.
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[Wisdom] is a tree of life to those laying
hold of her, making happy each one holding her fast.
-- Proverbs 3:18, NSV
🤠
Inara: "Serenity is a smuggling ship. I've been here a year, I couldn't
name all the places she might hide."
Early: "I don't have a year." (beat) " Your sister is being a real annoyance."
Simon: "I feel for you."
🤥
QFD:
Quelle ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drag. "Jamie got stuck at Rome airport for
thirty-six hours and it was, like, totally QFD."
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
😫
Avoid reality at all costs.
😭
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
-- Groucho Marx
😩
The public is an old woman. Let her maunder and mumble.
-- Thomas Carlyle
🤧
By golly, I'm beginning to think Linux really *is* the best thing since
sliced bread.
-- Vance Petree, Virginia Power
🤗