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GAME'S GONE, JERRY, GAME'S GONE.

IT'S BORDERLANDS BUT ACTUALLY ENJOYABLE. BETTER GUNS, BETTER CHARACTER BUILDING, AND NO GARBAGE STORY.

THIS IS VIDEO GAME COMFORT FOOD AND I MEAN THAT IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY. IF YOU JUST WANNA HANG OUT AND EAT SOME BRAINS AND GO BACK TO THE DAYS WHEN EVERYTHING DIDN'T HAVE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RPG MECHANICS AND AN OPEN WORLD, YOU'RE HOME.

I HAD AVOIDED THIS GAME FOR A LONG TIME EXPECTING A POOR MAN'S L4D AND WHAT I WOUND UP GETTING WAS SO MUCH MORE. FROM THE CHARMING VISUALS TO THE SURPRISINGLY SATISFYING COMBAT, THIS GAME FAR EXCEEDS ANY EXPECTATIONS YOU COULD HAVE HAD FROM SIMPLY LOOKING AT SCREENSHOTS. THE SHEER ENCOUNTER VARIANCE ASTOUNDS, I'M CONSISTENTLY RUNNING INTO NEW AND UNEXPECTED SITUATIONS EVEN AFTER OVER TWO HUNDRED HOURS OF GAMEPLAY, BOTH WHEN IT COMES TO COMBAT AND JUST EXPLORING THE RANDOMLY GENERATED LEVEL.
A SOLID UPDATE SCHEDULE HAS SO FAR KEPT THE GAME QUITE FRESH, BUT EVEN WHEN IT STUBBILY SAUNTERS OUT OF EARLY ACCESS, THIS WILL BE A GAME WORTH PLAYING FOR MANY HUNDREDS, IF NOT THOUSANDS, OF HOURS. MINING'S A GOOD JOB, M8.

SOLID ISOMETRIC ROGUE-LITE WITH TWIN-STICK, MELEE-FOCUSED GAMEPLAY, FUN VISUALS, LOW DIFFICULTY CURVE, BUT A LOT OF VARIANCE IN HOW YOUR (ESSENTIALLY RANDOM) BUILDS TURN OUT, MAKES THIS A TITLE WORTH PLAYING IF YOU LIKE THE GENRE. THE ANNOUNCER IS ALSO PRETTY GOOD.

IF YOU WERE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL AND DIFFERENT AND ALSO WERE READING THIS REVIEW THEN YOU'VE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE IN HYPNOSPACE OUTLAW. EARLY INTERNET NOSTALGIA ABOUNDS AS YOU COMPLETE SUCH THRILLING TASKS AS PICKING ON CHILDREN AND THE ELDERLY, ALL IN THE NAME OF ENFORCING THE RULES. DELIGHT IN A HIGH QUALITY AND VARIED SOUNDTRACK AND DECIDEDLY LOW-FI VISUALS, WITH AN INTERFACE THAT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT BACK TO THE DAYS OF WINDOWS 98. OPEN-ENDED, DISCOVERY-BASED GAMEPLAY ENCOURAGES MINDFUL ENGAGEMENT WHILE ALSO ENABLING THE KIND OF IMMERSION NECESSARY FOR AN EXPERIENCE LIKE THIS ONE. I'D RECOMMEND THIS GAME TO ANYONE WHO LONGS FOR THE DAYS OF WEB 1.0, OR HAS EVER WONDERED WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO ANONYMOUSLY MODERATE A POPULAR WEBSITE.

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THIS GAME ISN'T PERFECT BUT I WANNA MARRY IT ANYWAY AND THAT IS WHAT LOVE IS.
IF ALL YOU WANT FROM LIFE IS TO CUT EVERYTHING INTO PIECES THEN YOUR DREAMS HAVE ALL COME TRUE.

DON'T DO IT

THE MOST GLORIOUS GAME. SATISFYING WEAPONS, TONS OF THINGS TO SHOOT, FUN CHARACTERS, RANDOM GEN SO YOU DON'T GET BORED, IT'S GOT IT ALL, AND AT A HIGHER QUALITY THAN OTHER SIMILAR TITLES.