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I’m doing you a favor on calling out this stuff.
If Mom finds out that you and the neighbor kid who sometimes has wax in his ears are looking up grotesque 3D animations of video game and anime characters on Google and touching your wieners to it (I get that it’s not a gay thing, but it’s fine if it is), she’s gonna take all of your Goku figures and your Blizzard posters away.
Now, having been skillfully reminded of your embarrassing and shameful behavior, by Me, your new savior and #goalmodel, you’ll think twice before you and little Jimmy go pirouetting away from the Family computer to catch Goku Ball X episodes after a dolphin flogging session (this time, to a particularly titillating animated gif of Mario urgently having anal Intercourse with Princess Peach) you’ll remember, “♥♥♥♥, this is weird and gross of me” and delete your history.
You’re welcome.
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20:04 - Madea Jail Goer: also ive been obsessed with the switch
20:06 - Madea Jail Goer: for the week
20:06 - Madea Jail Goer: my computer died
20:07 - FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson: it's almost like
20:07 - FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson: you couldn't
20:07 - FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson: (wait for it)
20:07 - FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson: switch your computer on
20:08 - Madea Jail Goer: woah check out this cool gun i found i wonder what happens if i shoot it into my mouth at an upwards angle
20:08 - Madea Jail Goer is now Offline.
20:08 - Madea Jail Goer is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
RIP (he died)
My name is Franklin and Im a 78 year old Vietnam and Gulf war vet. I love hentai, keepin those tacos out the border, and Keynesian economics. In the air force I applied Reagan’s trickle down bomb-onomics on those Iraqi’s. I just came here to say, god bless hentaihaven for providing quality anime porn content. My wife, Linda, after her passing three years ago, has left a void in my life that could only be filled by animated japanese school girls. I can open up hentai haven and live vicariously as “ichigo-san” (what watashi called myself), and beat my naruto to my hearts content. Thank you, for everything.
Your friend, Franklin
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sand this DONKEY KONG to each and everyone of your family members to spread awareness of the global DONKEY KONG extinction, this wild DONKEY KONG is about to be wiped out by the anime - lets find it a home before we lose one of the world's magnificent and amazing creatures
06:02 - Daddy Beef: they are the tools of youtube
06:02 - Daddy Beef: like
06:02 - Daddy Beef: they just ruin searhing for top ten lists
06:02 - Daddy Beef: thats the only damage they do you know what i mean
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06:03 - Daddy Beef: im watching it right now
20:04 - FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson: cool
20:05 - FBI Special Agent Agent Agentson: did you die
20:05 - Daddy Beef: cuz the busdriver dropped ne off at the wrong stop
20:05 - Daddy Beef: its super rainy
20:05 - Daddy Beef: and windy
20:05 - Daddy Beef: and i almost got hit by 3 cars
20:05 - Daddy Beef: also i didnt have a phone on me
20:05 - Daddy Beef: and i cant see without my glasses
20:06 - Daddy Beef: and donald trump is president
"You're one challenging woman," He kisses me, forcing my lips apart with his tongue, taking no prisoners.
"It's taking all my self-control not to ♥♥♥♥ you on the hood of this car, just to show you that you're mine, and if I want to buy you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ car, I'll buy you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ car," he growls.”
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