Recent reviews by Giovanni Davinky

Bought it as a joke, played it expecting some laughs.
At the end, realized how big of a loser I am but also learned a thing or two about friendship/relationships along the way. Not like I have either of those after playing a game like this in the first place.
At least I now have a waifu.

10/10 Would learn a valuable life lesson from a dating sim again.

"Who doesn't wanna be Johnny Gat?" - Johnny Gat 2011

Went to Casual, walked around with my entire team holding only knives and all yelling "TECHNIQUE!" repeatedly.

Went to Competitive, got disowned by both my team and the enemy team because I'm a low rank.

30/30

If Twisted Metal and Serious Sam had a baby, that baby would be Gas Guzzlers Extreme. Buy it.

Seriously one of the best parody RPGs out there, both funny and very well designed. Hard to believe it was an Xbox 360 Indie Game at first.

Also, walking under bridges. Thank you for such a revolutionary feature, Based Zeboyd.

The best interactive stress reliever ever. 10/10 would match gems instead of punch someone in the face again.