Free State ♥♥♥♥♥♥, Never shifts his hole. 5/10

A couple of years ago, not long after take-off, I fell asleep in an aisle seat on board a Boeing 757. After what seemed like seconds I was awoken by a nightmarish and almost deafening bang. Instantly, I assumed terrorists had set of a homemade nail bomb and I began plotting, instinctively, how to save myself at the expense of all others. I was covered in debris and the aroma of death had enveloped my olfactory senses. My throbbing heart had made its way quickly up my windpipe and my complexion had rapidly paled before I had the chance to compose myself and realise what was happening. It transpired that the packet of Steak & Onion Walkers I had on the tray in front of me had exploded due to the pressure in the cabin, and I was slouched in my chair with savoury tasting crisps all over my jacket and haircut. I almost fúcking dissolved with embarrassment.

My throbbing ♥♥♥♥ has been literally millimeters away from my pursed lips, and I’ve even grabbed hold of the base and tried to stretch it towards my mouth, but I get a sharp pain near my pubic bone so I have to stop.

Hey 👋😝🥰 sluts! 😈😝 I hope 🤞 your sugar daddies 🥸🤪got you platinum 💍 because it’s the queens 🧙🏻‍♀️💀platty joobs 🤡 Its time to celebrate 🥳💃 the United KINKdom👑😈🇬🇧 don't forget to clap those cheeks together 👏🍑 for old Liz 👸⚰ serve cake for your country and your cousin 🎂🤤 eat out to help out 😍💦👈 Send this to your fellow boobilee babes🍒 🇬🇧 get 7⃣0⃣ back and you get to sit on his BIG BEN 😳😩🍆💦 get under 1️⃣8️⃣ and ANDY will pay you a visit🛩🤮

𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎:
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙻𝚈 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎.
𝙳𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢.

LOL 😅😂🤣 How🤷‍♂️ can 👦🏿Africa👦🏿 NOT🚫❌ get any water💧 when all they👥 got👉 to do💪 is👉 dig⛏ a 2️⃣✖️2️⃣ hole🕳 and 🅿️our💧2️⃣ water💦 🅱️uckets 🅰️t o🅿️🅿️osite c🅾️rners to Ⓜ️ake an infinite🔁 water🌊 source👍👌💯