IMPORTANT NOTES: This is a joke. Please do not take literally. This is to be sung in the tone of Mariah Carey's version of santa claus is coming to town! it wont work with the traditional version!


You better watch out
You better not hide
You better not scout
I’m telling you now.

Terror Claus is coming to town, oh yea.
Terror Claus is bombing the town, OH ♥♥♥♥
RUN FOR YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LI-FE, RIGHT NOW

He’s planting the bomb
And checking it twice.
Gonna kill those
Who aren’t Arab or White.

Terror Claus is coming to town, oh yea.
Terror Claus is bombing the town, OH ♥♥♥♥
RUN FOR YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LI-FE, RIGHT NOW

He sees you picking middle,
He knows when he needs to shoot.
He knows if you are tagged or not
So don’t cross mid for ♥♥♥♥’s sake.

So, you better watch out
You better not hide
You better not scout
I’m telling you now.

Terror Claus is coming to town, oh yea.
Terror Claus is bombing the town, OH ♥♥♥♥
RUN FOR YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LI-FE, RIGHT NOW

****(Sung as background. not actual lyrics she sings but might as well ammend this part also :D)****
The CT’s are defending A
With little hope today
Terror Claus will shred them up
And terrorize the town
****

So, you better watch out
You better not hide
You better not scout
I’m telling you now.

Terror Claus is coming to town,
Terror Claus is coming to town,
Terror Claus is blitzing,
Terror Claus is blasting,
Terror Claus is bombing
The town