Honestly, the best to ever do it, it i'm being honest, and you know me, always honest never told a lie

9.3/10
Where do I begin with this guy? Talk about variety, you need it done? He'll get it done. You need a sacrifice? he'll be a sacrifice. You need an Outworld Devourer training session? Well, lets not get hasty, his secrets are kept to himself. You might be reading this thinking, "how has this man not been recruited by EG yet for his astounding OD play?" Well boy do I have an answer for you. You see, after receiving an offer by the heads of EG themselves, Dogloaf33 was faced with a life changing dilemma. The internal debate running through his mind was one that could drive fragile minds mad. "Do I sell out for the millions of dollars being offered to me?" dogloaf33 pondered as he stared into the nights sky. After the long, sleepless nights spent thinking of his dreams, Dogloaf33 realized something after receiving his 15th text from one of his friends asking to play dota. "it's better to lose MMR with my scrub friends, than to sellout for Randy's who will ultimately let me down."