Meg: Chris! You're hogging all the fans!
Chris: Oh yeah? Well you're hogging all the UGLY!
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The Government just announced today the creation of the Neutron Bomb II.
Similar to the Neutron Bomb, the Neutron Bomb II not only kills people
and leaves buildings standing, but also does a little light housekeeping.
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My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big sattelite photo of
the entire earth on it. On the back it said: "Wish you were here".
-- Steven Wright
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I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me! No matter
how dumb my suggestions are.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
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I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being in his
own eyes. What matters is not what I think of him; it is what he thinks
of himself. To undermine a man's self-respect is a sin.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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