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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:38am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:49am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:15am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 11:04am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 7:37am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 12:33am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 12:39am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:04am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:21am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:12am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:02am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:08am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:15am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:34am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:03am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:25am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 8:46am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 8:09am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 8:09am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 8:09am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:08am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:41am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 10:20am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 6:34am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:01am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:01am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:25am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 10:51am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:28am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:44am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:13am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:32am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 6:52am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:34am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 12:38pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:16am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 10:47am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 8:26am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 6:10am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:12am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 12:15am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:16am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 6:09am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:28am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:29am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:15am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 10:19am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:38am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:24am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 10:06am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:07am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:38am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 12:39am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 3:11am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 3:13am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:11am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 10:37am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 8:09am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 12:01am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:16am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 7:18am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 1:38am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:10am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 1:34am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 8:22am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 10:49am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 3:37am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 12:56am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:31am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 2:43am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:17am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:19am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 10:18am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:20am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 10:21am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 11:53am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:26am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 7:07am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:51am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:31am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:12am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:16am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:29am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:29am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:23am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:51am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:26am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 7:37am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:54am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:35am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:27am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:36am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:53am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:38pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:17am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:20am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 1:49am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 1:38am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:24am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:38pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 12:19am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 2:45am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 12:26am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 12:07am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:45am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:25am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:34am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 8:09am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 7:48am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:45am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:53am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 3:47am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:05am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 9:15am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 6:34am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 6:07am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:22am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 10:20am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 2:12pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 12:08am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:41am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 1:27pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:22am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 12:41am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:35am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:39am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:20am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:35am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:29am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:22am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:48am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:39am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:54am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:01am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:07am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:26am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:07am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:27am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:31am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:38am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 8:09am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:28am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:13am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 9:15am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:49am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:19am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:29am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 7:18am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:37am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 1:45pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:42pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:19am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:27am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:41am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:41am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:07am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:39am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:15pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:36pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:27am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:35am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:40am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:08am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:37am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:40am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 12:55am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 3:39am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 12:07am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 5:47am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:02am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:24am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:39am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:34am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:09pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:48am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:27am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:44am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 1:36am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:07am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:44pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:19am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:20am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:36am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:44pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:45pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:23am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:36am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:41am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:05am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:08am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:10am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:38am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 10:51am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 7:51am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:23am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 6:53am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 9:50am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 8:10am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 3:03am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:16am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:34am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:38am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:40am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:07am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:51am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:02am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:23am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:28am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:41am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:02am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:07am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:27am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:32am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:49am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:50am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:59am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:26am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:23am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:28am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:26am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:38am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:00am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:59am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:24am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:36am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:38am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:35am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:36am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:41am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:48am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 1:08am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 6:55am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:45pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 6:55am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 6:56am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 6:54am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 6:55am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 6:55am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 6:56am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 6:59am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 6:59am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 6:59am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 6:58am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 6:58am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:32pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 1:25am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 10:57pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 12:56am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:26am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:49pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:41am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:10am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:49am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:06am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:24am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:51am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:50am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 6:58am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:21am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:19am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:41am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:26am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:27am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:41am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:41am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:07am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:11am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:29am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:38am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:50am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:51am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:02am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:24am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:26am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:40am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:06am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:09am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:27am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:38am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:49am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:50am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:00am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:24am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:24am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:38am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:48am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:55am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:03am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:10am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:38am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:40am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:49am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:24am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:36am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:52am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:00am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:16pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 2:44am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 3:47am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:47pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:43am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:13am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:43am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:05am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:33am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:57am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:06am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:42am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 2:18am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 11:25am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 7:07am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:14pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:58am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:49am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:36am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:49am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:50am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:51am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:06am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:24am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:35am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:47am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:51am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:02am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:11am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 8:55am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:58am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:25am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:03am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:10am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:51am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:24am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:48am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 1:15am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:26am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:51am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:54am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 6:57am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:23am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:41am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:06am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:12am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 6:31am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:17am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:07pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:24am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:41am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:10am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:50am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:23am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:40am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:22am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:32am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 2:18am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:35am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:01am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 6:57am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:35am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:41am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:13am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 1:52am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 3:06am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 5:01am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 2:21am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 10:42am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 7:29am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:46am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 3:34am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:28am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:29am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:30am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 10:39pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:10am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:04am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:02am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:06am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 11:24am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 1:16am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:10am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:23am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:51am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:03am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:24am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:25am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:40am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:48am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:17am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:42am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 1:30am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 2:13am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 3:01am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 9:58am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:28am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:41am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:24am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:36am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:47am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:55am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:04am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:09am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:30am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 1:15am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 1:58am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 2:52am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 3:06am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 5:01am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 11:24am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 4:14am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:36am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:07am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:49am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:01am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:37am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:01am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:07am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 1:52am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 5:01am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:40am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:23am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 6:59am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:41am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:51am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:44pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:50am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 9:10am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:42am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 2:28am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 4:43am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 7:26am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 10:48am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:05am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:16am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:00am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 6:31am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 6:31am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 6:31am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 11:58am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:27am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 6:19am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 5:29am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 6:35am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 6:15am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 5:13pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:01am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2024 @ 9:26am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:27am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:30am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:41am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:10am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:59am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:24am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:54am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 1:28am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 3:06am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 12:33am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 7:23am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:40am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:23am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 7:00am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:47am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:54am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:00am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:07am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:15am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 1:15am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 1:27am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 2:45am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 3:39am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 5:58am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 11:25am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 11:25am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 11:58am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 8:25am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 9:33am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:40am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 11:24am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 5:49am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2024 @ 10:59pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 8:52am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:16am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:03am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 3:08am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 3:23am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:09am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:43am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:55am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 6:53am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 10:58pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 12:39am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 12:56am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 4:34am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:32am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:40am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:10am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:51am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:23am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:48am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:42am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 2:18am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 11:25am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 7:07am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:04am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 9:10am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 3:03am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:24am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:05am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 7:00am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 5:21am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:06am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:13am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 12:34am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 1:15am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 2:14am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 2:54am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 3:56am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 9:58am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 11:25am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 1:16am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:08am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 1:57pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2024 @ 10:04pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 8:53am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 6:17am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 11:15pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 2:40am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 4:45am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 6:18am



Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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