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A master byter.
🤓
Luke Skywalker:
How did my father die?
Ben (Obi-Wan) Kenobi:
A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil
of mine until he turned to evil, helped the
Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights.
He betrayed and murdered your father.
😍
A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work.
😷
You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.
🙄
The General disliked trying to explain the highly technical inner
workings of the U.S. Air Force.
"$7,662 for a ten cup coffee maker, General?" the Senator asked.
In his head he ran through his standard explanations. "It's not so,"
he thought. "It's a deterrent." Soon he came up with, "It's computerized,
Senator. Tiny computer chips make coffee that's smooth and full-bodied. Try
a cup."
The Senator did. "Pfffttt! Tastes like jet fuel!"
"It's not so," the General thought. "It's a deterrent."
Then he remembered something. "We bough