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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:34am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:32am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 8:46am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 4:37am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 11:01am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 9:07am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 10:55am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 11:52am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 4:18am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 4:53am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 9:33am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:34am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:34am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:34am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 4:59am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:21am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:33am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 8:53am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:22am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 10:51am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:31am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:08am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 8:42am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:53am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 9:27am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 9:28am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 10:18am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 11:01am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 10:57am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 9:10am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 11:52am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:57am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:57am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:19am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:08am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:31am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:02am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:51am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 9:25am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 10:20am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 10:13am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 10:08am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 5:08am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 6:36am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 8:40am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 9:30am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 4:22am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 4:05am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:00am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 11:03am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 9:50am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:25am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 2:38am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:22am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 10:50am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 10:42am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 11:13am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 10:07am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 8:55am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 5:00am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 6:33am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:19am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 9:18am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 11:46am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 4:40am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:58am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:23am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:04am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:20am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 11:12am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 4:21am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 5:31am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 4:30am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 4:56am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 5:31am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:18am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:47am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:26am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:46am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:11am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:21am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 9:10am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:21am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 10:36am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 11:01am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 10:36am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 9:28am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 5:40am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:09am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:32am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:35am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:20am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:20am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:54am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:54am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:36am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:38am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:31am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 3:51am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 1:22pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 3:20am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 8:15am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 11:47am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 9:03am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 9:31am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 11:54am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 11:58am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 10:43am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 10:57am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 4:18am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 6:20am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:17am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:17am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:11am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:26am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:45am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:41am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:55am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:52am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:59am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:56am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:04am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:41am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:22am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:40am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:12am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:43am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:34am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 10:55am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 3:50am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 4:21am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:28am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 4:25am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 5:27am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:20am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:33am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:39am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:24am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:51am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:02am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:02am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:17am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:23am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:32am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:33am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:18am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:18am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:59am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:59am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:31am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:14am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 10:41am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 8:57am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 9:30am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 11:45am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 4:20am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 4:55am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:04am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:19am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:34am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:08am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 4:17am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 4:20am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 10:35am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:02am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:39am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:28am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:54am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 4:20am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:04am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:21am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:47am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:34am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:22am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:51am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:24am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:02am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:02am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:02am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:34am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 4:41am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 4:41am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 7:35am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 12:45pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 7:15am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 8:34am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:19am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:21am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:24am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:52am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:03am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:22am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:22am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:39am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:46am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:24am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:26am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:26am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:31am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:04am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:19am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:37am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:45am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:31am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:32am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:27am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:28am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:04am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:39am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:12am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:24am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:21am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:37am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:02pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:11am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:11am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 3:44am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:36am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 6:32am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 10:41am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 11:53am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 5:35am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:48am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:29am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:18am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:26am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:32am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:22am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:15am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:06pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 11:52am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:12am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:02am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:02am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:24am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:24am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:24am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:02am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:02am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:02am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:44am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:21am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:28am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:31am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:36am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:44am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:28am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:28am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:29am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:40am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:25am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:27am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:28am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:28am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:37am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:48am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:18pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:32am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:08am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:19am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:20am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:34am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:43am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:17pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 4:18am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:17am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 8:16am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 3:40am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:54am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:54am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:54am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:13pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:43am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:55am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:54pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:54pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 2:26am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 9:45am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 7:59am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:22am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:24am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:31am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:17am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:21am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:25am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:25am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:27am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:45am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:15pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:21pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:29pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:57pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 9:07am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 4:19am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:18am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:26am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:31am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:25am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:26am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:44am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:05pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:01pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:22am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:18am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:18pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 May @ 1:36pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:55am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:28am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 11:46am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 3:16am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 10:56am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 6:51am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:35am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:02am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:02am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:26am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:29am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:22am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:25am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 9:01am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:57am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:40pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 2:25am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 3:40am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 2:43am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 3:50am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 11:22am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 9:14am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 3:44am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 10:21am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:00am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:01pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:59pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:03am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 12:40pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 11:16am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:33am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:24am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:28am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:28am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:30am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:46am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:46am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:12pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:59pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 2:28am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 2:39am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 9:46am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:24pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:47pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:35am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:45am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:04pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 2:28am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 2:40am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 8:36am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 9:53am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 8:36am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 4:18am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:34am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:19am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:02am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:32am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:26am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:43am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:58pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 2:02am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 3:47am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 11:03am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 7:59am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:26am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:28am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:16am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:26am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:26am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:34am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:42am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:36pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 3:27am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:01am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 10:57am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:20pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 4:59am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:12pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:49pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:13am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:21pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:04am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:19am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:58am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:03am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:23am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:35am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:13pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 2:28am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:01am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 11:20am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:30am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:28am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 5:56am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:18pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:57pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:03pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:37pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 2:28am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 2:30am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 9:29am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 9:48am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:56am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 11:18am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:18am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 2:28pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 11:22am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 2:29am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 9:21am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:02am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 2:43am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:32am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 10:13am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 8:11am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 2:19pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 8:09am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 1:27pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:57am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:23am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:00am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:20am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:23am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 2:26am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 9:45am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 7:59am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:58am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 11:31am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:11am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:18pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 1:35pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 2:02am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 2:24am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 3:27am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 9:04am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:04am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 11:17am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 11:19am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 10:58am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 10:19am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 7:47am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:22am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 3:19am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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