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Failing is not bad, not trying is!

what im saying is do not be afraid of failing

say next time a stranger comes to you and asks the way.
Point him any direction you like, even though you don't know the way

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How to show your love to someone in Chinese

Basic: 我喜欢你
Advanced: 问世间情为何物，直叫人生死相许

Legendary: 我好想拿一把新鲜香菜，切掉香菜叶子拿香菜根，一根一根的塞进你的 屁眼 里，有多难受我就有多爱你

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As we know 60% of a human body is made of water

which means if you like water
you like 60% of every other man on earth.

Being gay is cool now, don't be shy.

but my love for my friend's mom is definitely 100%

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Did you know if you remove meat from your diet
can help you reduce 80% of your will to live

其实是玩nikke

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Just because i say the n word and call you guys gay a lot
does not make me a racist or somewhat homophobic

I mean you like pizza, does it make you an Italian?
\NO!

I am simply offensive to everyone