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More: Murder time, fun time ♫ ...

So many years I don't play this classic

Then, after Steam finished the download... Clicked on Play and boom! Desktop Crash, log.files, no ini anywhere. Went to God google to search for my issue, no success. Tried to create an ini from the Demo I had stored so long ago, didn't work too. Got full mad-stressed, turned off the PC...

My GF called, I was so pissed that I even accepted to go out with her, but she was like "Heeey, wtf is wrong with you? that angry face of yours is drivin' me nuts,bla bla bla", so we had a fight with tons of yells and that kinda stuff you rarelly see at the mall. Everyone was watching, meanwhile my head was on "Why the heck a high end PC can't run a great clasic?". I ignored her, then she broke with me...

My day was just gettin' so worse when a Dog attempted to bite me, yet I came home safely... I turned on my pc, get on my Steam... I didn't wanted to play anything else, i was just like "sigh, I want to pew pew", clicked play and... The game opens smoothly like there where no errors in the past. Now i'm happy!.

10/10 --- I was tired of that crazy girl tho.

Be wary of Reviews...

Pros:
-"This ho's ain't ho's"
- Excellent dialogue // vivid characters
- Lotsa weapons
- Tons of Missions, side-missions, achievements to do
- Fully customizable main character
- Lots of clothes
- Modding community is awesome
- Nice music
- Hard to get bored
- "Burt-♥♥♥**ng-Reynolds?"
- "A ♥♥♥**ng tiger!!!?"
- Co-op can be very fun
- One of the best Sandbox games ever
- No guetto style like other games with the same topic

Cons:
- Few Glitches
- "The last time a big naked dude said he could help me, it did not end well."
- Steelport is a little bit small for some players
- "Target has been destroyed" advise when searching for a car/chopper/plane
- "Some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s in my pool!!!"
- Once you activate a Perk you can't go back unless you hit a load Game, so... If you accidentally activated inmunity to Bullets, yeah, u're godlike and can be a little bit boring. Same for infinite ammo for some weapons or no reload weapons perk.
- PvP lacks of more action, still is great
- Orochi-CEG with AMD FX for some users using Gigabyte MoBo
- Sadly the port to pc brought a minor drama wich makes Npc's/cars to spawn very near the player
- " I could have been at home on my computer, but noooo... someone suggested that I "grow as a person"."