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Hampi new year meri jaamn

Happy New Year bhaijaan

meri galat preparation krwa rahe ho swami ji

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Regards ,
Baba Ramdev,
Patajanli data center and research center, Patanjali H.Q , Lundeswar - 696969.

patanjali dildo ata h to wo dal lo muh me swami ji

agar vo baal wapas naa aye toh Patanjali Jhaat ugao tel bhi ata hai vo laga lena.
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Regards ,
Baba Ramdev,
Patajanli data center and research center, Patanjali H.Q , Lundeswar - 696969.

mere neeche ke baal tod ke tere sar pe lga dunga ramdev

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Regards ,
Baba Ramdev,
Patajanli data center and research center, Patanjali H.Q , Lundeswar - 696969.

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गांड के साथ अक्सर ये घटना घट जाती है !
वाह! वाह !
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गांड के साथ अक्सर ये घटना घट जाती है !
मुसीबत कोसों दूर होती है बहनचोद गांड पहले ही फट जाती है !!

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theek h sir me apko 12 saal baad aapki kabr pe aake 15 lakh maang lunga

Pencho

Patanjali holy books mai likhi gayi kahani thi balak.


Regards ,
Baba Ramdev,
Patajanli data center and research center, Patanjali H.Q , Lundeswar - 696969.

Aapko kaise pata 😢

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ajj kya kar rhe ho bhai?
ab CS2 waalo ne bol diya hai CS2 aa jayega khelne aa jana Aashram mai setup lagaya hai.
Patanjali Membership waalo ko 69 hours free game ka mauka milega.
Membership renew karne pe ek skin muft di jayegi.

kab renew karoge membership?

Regards ,
Baba Ramdev,
Patajanli data center and research center, Patanjali H.Q , Lundeswar - 696969.

ji bilkul ramdev ji

ham herbal counter strike khelna chahenge jisme natural guns hon.. jis se pradushan na ho


Regards
Surya

CS2 by Patanjali khelna chahenge aap?

Regards ,
Baba Ramdev,
Patajanli data center and research center, Patanjali H.Q , Lundeswar - 696969.

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Aao IO vai insta pe msg kro jb khelna ho

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ni mae kamli hogayi aa solo queue krke

Laut aao Gangu. Khela jaye <3

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kisika vai kisiki jaan ko?

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महान रणनीतिक

Kisi se dushmani ho to bta dena uski DP lga lunga xD

SKY ki DP lagai aur uska form chala gaya. Panauti.jpeg

aagye bete aa gye mantri ji

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gandu sharma

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starts masturbating during match and asks for timeout. Good thing that he just takes 40 seconds.
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Jay Maharashtra !!!

uski tatti bhi nahi hoga ye xD

mujhe kya.. mai to shanewarne shrivastava hu

Paani to kam hi hai bhai, rajasthani moment